I'm going to come right out and say it ( Read more... )

If you've noticed a lack of Bobbo Rants lately, you're not the only one. Is it because I've become mild and my annoyance factor has been raised? Hardly. It's just hard to focus on a certain topic and just drill it anymore because there is just SO much of it. I have a handful of topics I've been meaning to blast, but just never had enough ready ( Read more... )

I was watching Me, Myself, and Irene recently. During the scene where Hank gets in a fight with the baseball players at the gas station, I noticed something. The gas prices in the background were $1.15 a gallon. I did a double take. The movie itself was made in 1999, so it's not exactly a blue moon ago. But the idea of gas prices that low is just ( Read more... )

For those of you who are smart enough to not watch that much TV--or if you're like me, those smart enough to have stopped watching FOX a long time ago--you have never picked a better time to refrain from being a primetime whore. Because if you were, and you picked up your remote and tuned into FOX at 8:00 on a Thursday evening, you will have your ( Read more... )

Paris Hilton is in jail.

WHO

GIVES

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SHIT?Do you know how many people go to jail every day around the nation? And you don't see massive headlines for Joe Smith going to jail for tax evasion in Walla Walla, Washington. God, this Paris Hilton mania makes me want to buy an uzzi and climb a clocktower. It's out of fucking control. It was bad enough ( Read more... )

Ever since I was young, I recognized I had a gift. I could lie. Really well. I realized that I could make anyone believe anything I wanted. No wait, that's a lie. But see, I bet you guys bought that. In truth, I can really turn the tides with a well placed white lie that even the most aware human would think is truth. I mean, I'm so convincing that ( Read more... )

*CONTACTS -> all contacts -> SEND TEXT*

OMG, guyz, u kno wut is annying? all this txt msging shit. its prtty dumb, dont u thnk?

*SEND*

sending text

...

*BIG CHECK MARK*

Text sentText messaging ( Read more... )

This whole Don Imus fiasco has gone on long enough. Look, the guy made a mistake. One little slip of the tongue directed toward a women's college basketball team. There have been worse things said on air that didn't result in the guy getting sacked, that's for sure. And as much as I hate to agree with him, you really can find worse depictions on ( Read more... )

The NFL free agent market just opened up a couple days ago, and the draft is still a month away. But at this point, there is still at least one glaring hole in the face of each of the teams. Luckily, I found surefire ways to solidify that glaring hole and make each team that much better. I hope some NFL GM's are reading this is they don't know ( Read more... )

Ah, Valentine's Day, where art thou sting ( Read more... )