Today I saw a photo on Twitter of a misspelled deli sandwich label: Roast Beef & Criminalized Onion Relish ( Read more... )

During an adventurous Google search, I discovered that fanfic content has proliferated to tons of weird proxy servers that *look* like Ao3, but aren't. Then I found out pretty much all of my stories live on these proxy sites.

Cue the panic.

Then I did more Googling. It turns out that Ao3 KNOWS about the proxy sites and is letting them exist so ( Read more... )

I LOVE that I started this post by misspelling "fanfic" (it became FABFIC) *eyeroll ( Read more... )

After my previous entry where I stated that I was "between fandoms", I was possessed by the stupid idea that I could get myself to finish my outstanding Criminal Minds WIPs if I started posting weekly chapter updates (I know, I know... I've been bitten by this snake before and haven't learned a thing, apparently). So, I'm using a mostly-completed ( Read more... )

I'm unsure how this happened, but... I've begun writing a post-canon fanfic series for NBC's Hannibal (!) I mean, I was a huge fan of the show when it came out, but I never read any fic or had a desire to write any. It was one of the few shows that I felt almost no compulsion to "fix". I recently re-watched it on Netflix and fell in love with it ( Read more... )

This story is now complete and posted on Ao3.

Title: Perfectly Wrong
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: NC-17 (sexual content)
Length: 82k words COMPLETEPairings: Prentiss/Reid, J.J./Reid, Reid/Others, Prentiss/Others ( Read more... )

Criminal Minds is approaching its last gasp. The final 10 episodes have been filmed and production has shut down - there's nothing left but to pray that the writers don't bork the ending utterly (not holding my breath). I haven't been a good fan over the past few seasons. To be honest, the show's been cringe-worthy since before Thomas Gibson got ( Read more... )

My muse is batshit crazy ( Read more... )

"Don't go," he whispered.

"That's not how it works. When the snow fades, so do I." She sighed. "It doesn't change what's happened. I'll remember it all."

He started to panic and clutched her closer, but she silenced him with a kiss of hoarfrost.


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On my last day of holidays, I finished the final chapter of my Criminal Minds WWII AU, Return To Sender.

Okay, that was fun. Now what?

Title: Return To Sender ( Read more... )