Here's to my great weekend of celebration, friends, family, birthdays, vino, whiskey, tequila, marijuana, cigarettes, Cody the pug, bike-riding off of rooftops, not passing out before Dirk, hugs, friends, music, explosions, watching the sun come up, reject basketball, Del Taco, pipe tobacco, creepy hispanics, Teresa not hating me, friends, more and ( Read more... )

I don't generally have sexual dreams but once in a great while. Today during my post-work nap, all of this wild stuff was going on, and suddenly I'm in some random bed with Lindsey Lohan and another mystery girl. Aside from enjoying Mean Girls, I can't say that I've ever thought much of Lindsay Lohan, but there she was. Now without going into ( Read more... )

Tonight, Batman and I will be departing to Florida for one week. I couldn't be more excited to be away from this lame town. Someday, maybe I'll make the real move. Until then, a long, scenic drive cross country, and a week on the beach should help clear my mind of the joke that seems to be my life lately ( Read more... )

What can I say? I am in no way content with my life right now. Yet I'm finding it hard to make a change. Maybe I've become a slacker. Maybe I'm all too focused on the negative. I think I've allowed myself to become all too consumed with a relationship that deservedly needs a break. I'm kind of scared. I'm a bit excited. I need a break from ( Read more... )

Yesterday morning I came way too close to hitting a duck on the road. I actually thought I did until I saw him fly away. This made me happy ( Read more... )

Though it isn't quite Cinco De Mayo for another 2 hours, I wanted to wish everyone a happy day before I go to bed. If anyone wants to drink tequila with me tomorrow, let's do it.....drink that is, because tomorrow we are ALL Mexican, and tomorrow is our day to celebrate our independence by getting independently wasted - YEEEAAAHH ( Read more... )

Usually, I look forward to spending time with friends, catching up on rest, maybe getting my drank on, getting things taken care of since I have zero motivation during the week, seeing my family, playing music, BEING OUTDOORS - all things that generally complete my weekend...Well, thanks to lovely mother nature, I have dreaded this weekend, and ( Read more... )

I hate the internet, yet demand more....how do I make this shit more visuably pleasing to the internet savy? Bedtime..

Yo! Here I am. I have no life, and I have finaally decided to join your community. PLease forgive me. <3