May 27, 2005 13:00
Tonight, Batman and I will be departing to Florida for one week. I couldn't be more excited to be away from this lame town. Someday, maybe I'll make the real move. Until then, a long, scenic drive cross country, and a week on the beach should help clear my mind of the joke that seems to be my life lately.
I will be thinking of most of you. Some I will not.
If anyone can figure out a way to destroy the entire city of Westland while I'm away, I couldn't think of a better coming-home gift. Don't forget to rescue the cats. Thank you.