nap-mare
I don't generally have sexual dreams but once in a great while. Today during my post-work nap, all of this wild stuff was going on, and suddenly I'm in some random bed with Lindsey Lohan and another mystery girl. Aside from enjoying Mean Girls, I can't say that I've ever thought much of Lindsay Lohan, but there she was. Now without going into any sort of revealing detail (which isn't much anyway), the three of us were just kind of chillin' in this bed. Earlier, the mystery girl had mentioned that she had a surprise for us. So a little bit of movement is going on, and then we (Lindsay and I) freeze up. This mystery girl is sporting full male reproductive organs!! Well needless to say, we kinda freak out. Lindsay runs, and I attempt to maintain some sort of respective composure and say, "YOU HAVE A PENIS?!! I am NOT down with penis!" while slowly sliding my way out of the bed. Mystery Girl was sad and didn't understand why we didn't dig on chicks with dicks and started to cry. I got dressed, walked out of the room, and decided to fly a kite while waiting in line to ride the Millenium Force.
They say our dreams can be interpreted and related to our real life, but I'm hoping this one will be an exception.
They say our dreams can be interpreted and related to our real life, but I'm hoping this one will be an exception.