I finally have a real job!!  I start next Tuesday!

At 2:00 this afternoon, I had my church booked for the wedding.

At 3:30 this afternoon, my priest called back to inform me that we "have a problem."

Apparently, I'm no longer listed as being a member of the church. AND since I am "not living at home," I would need to register with a church where I'm living and attend services long enough so that ( Read more... )

No story... too lazy. Just pics.

( Pics! )

Well, I haven't been here in a while, mostly attributed to me being lazy and partly for LiveJournal's ability to find new and more annoying ways to place advertisements.

The last few weeks I've been looking forward to being home.  Not because I particularly had anything to look forward to when I got here, it was just time for the semester to be over ( Read more... )

Dear AVI:

Apparently I never signed up for a meal plan, so I just got this nice little AVI brochure in the mail.  I noticed that in the FAQ, it says that the cash allowance amount is $4.00.  Would I be correct in assuming that this $4.00 is last year’s $3.85 updated for inflation?  Also, I was wondering if that means all of the other prices are ( Read more... )

Board Plan

meals/sem

at 4.00/meal

cost w/o flex

difference

cost/meal

( Read more... )

Chinese fortune: If you tempt a squirrel with a nut, be prepared to be bitten.  
My rebuttal: If you get bitten tempting a squirrel with a nut, you're not doing it right.  
PS.  Look into purchasing a Squirrel Fishing Tutorial from yours truly.  
PPS.  Have fun getting a series of rabies shots in your ass.

Tagged..  It's the first four letters of my ( Read more... )

Kappa Kappa Psi-
Parliamentarian
'06 - '07

Band Executive Council-
Guard Representative
'05 - '06
'06 - '07

Oh, yeah.

1. Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance, and have an accident ( Read more... )

I miss life before "Equal Opportunity Employment." I miss the time when it was okay not to hire someone because they just looked funny. (To which Rich retorted, then who would work at Wal-Mart? He does have a point.) Anyway, I came home to work and found that we have yet another new hire. (Our retention rate is somewhat lacking...) I don't like him ( Read more... )