No, self. You need to stop telling yourself you're a nice person, and just BE a nice person. Don't be an asshole. If you feel like you're being an asshole, stop, and don't. Because that's not who you are. So stop. Plzthxkbai.

So I was looking at some old pictures today, and I can't believe how fucking pimply I was! Holy shit. I'm glad we grow out of things like pimples and angst and irrational behavior (for the most part).

Anyway, I'm bored and a bit drunk and it's Sunday night. So I thought an ElJay post was in order.

Theeeeeeend.

 My stepmom is a crazy bitch. She's not talking to me, she cancelled our hotels in Florida and cancelled her ticket. Told me (via my work email) I need to find my own accommodations. I already paid my half of those hotels, and don't know when the refund is coming through. Regardless, I don't have the money (or enough time on the internet) to ( Read more... )

 Well, my 21st birthday wasn't exactly what I expected. I didn't feel good, so I didn't go out. Bleh.

What is the standard protocol for what you should do if you tell someone you love them and they don't say it back?

mer.

Argh. So. Much. Going. On. In. My. Life ( Read more... )

Collin played me this song last night and told me it's his new favorite song in the world ( Read more... )

Happy New Year ( Read more... )

Dayyyum. I am fucked up. This was my day ( Read more... )

I am really drunk right now. Please excuse an y incoherency ( Read more... )

My mother just said:

"Do you take showers these days?"

-"...I took a shower this morning."

"Oh. Didn't look like it."

Thanks mom.

I need to get the fuck out of here. Anyone want to be my roommate?