He makes me go "yay yay yay yay yay omg yay yay yay!" in my head every time he's close to me.

...It is truly awful.

*want*

Does anyone else think it's weird that my boss asked me to move with him to Mexico? Via instant message? And I THINK he was MOSTLY kidding...

Alan says:
move with me to mexico : http://denver.craigslist.org/apa/1408684771.html

Alan says:
high speed internet is only 35 bucks per month

Alan says:
5 minutes from the beach

Chelsea says:
lol

Chelsea says:
I don't ( Read more... )

I like the leaves falling around me as I drive down a dirt road in the mountains ( Read more... )

*daha*

I think Chris is gay. In fact, we are all pretty sure of it.

I am starting to notice a trend with the type of guys I date...

well. this sucks. lol

It's almost September?

...where the fuck did the last year of my life go?

fuuuuuck.

must just have a constant stream of FML going. Watching her escapades makes me feel a little better about my life. Like, at least I'm not threatened by drug dealers on a regular basis.

At least my house didn't burn down.

At least I don't have kids. Stupid, stupid kids.

Finished Season 3 of Weeds. Yeah, fuck you, Chris, I'm not waiting for you so I can ( Read more... )

One of those times when I just stop and think to myself, "what the fuck ( Read more... )

Finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the 3rd time. Chapter 34 had me bawling like a baby yet again ( Read more... )

Boys. They smell. So. Good.

He brings me a case of soap. "You need to discount these, please."

"Um.. What?"

Bends over, pulls out the soap, shows me what's wrong with them, is way too close to my nose for me to handle. Smells SO good.

Oh, I just want to take him into the warehouse and... do things. This is retarded.

I seem to have misplaced my wireless key so I can only use my mom's laptop for now ( Read more... )