TAKE NOTE: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS! YOU ARE WARNED!Last night, I had the pleasure of sitting in the midnight showing of Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith, along with other lucky people, and I felt the film was worth sitting for two hours pre-show, with a bunch of dumbfucks making Wookie noises. And, to quote Kevin Smith, it is pretty ( Read more... )

Hello friends, it's time for another review, and I swear, I tried to keep my bias in my pants.Just the other day, I finally (After searching every record store I could find) picked up The Lonesome Crowded West. So, I went home, transferred it to a MiniDisc, and sat down with a book (SHAMELESS PLUG: Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them by Al ( Read more... )

Back home, in Seattle, we have a radio station called 107.7 The End. They're the local alternative rock station, which pretty much every teen listens to. Every summer, they hold Endfest, featuring the bands at the time. This year's lineup features Swedish band The Caesars.

The Caesars started in 2003, with the album 39 Minutes of Bliss (in an ( Read more... )

Greetings friends. Dorian Black here, with my first rant, on the subject of remakes and sequels.

Last week, I discovered they were remaking Herbie, this time with Lindsay Lohan. This is not a typo. I also got word of a remake of The Honeymooners, with Cedric The Enterertainer (who needs to be shot, anyone who goes by 'The Entertainer' is a ( Read more... )

Okay, it's not Saturday. But it IS night. And I'm back, bitches ( Read more... )

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Hello friends. It is I, Dorian Black, to review some new music.

As you can see (by my icon and background), I love The Mars Volta. I finally had the great pleasure of picking up the last copy of Frances The Mute from Fred Meyer. So, I was happy as Larry (however happy he is), and I went home and listened to it. And I listened to it. And I listened ( Read more... )

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I awoke on a dock in the middle of a lake. I don't where I am, I don't know why I'm here, and I'm a bit confused as to who I am. Wherever I was, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and the air smelled of roses and lavender, my favorite scents. This place looked oddly familiar, like a childhood memory, vague but still ( Read more... )