why do I like learning about geologic time so much when I'm stoned?

J: So what's your new job again?
A: Oh no, you're not gettin' that outta me.
J: It's not like I'm gonna come stalk you there or anything, I'm just curious what you're doing.
A: I've learned it's better to keep your friends and your occupation separate.
J: You're so weird. Well, I'll just assume it's something super badass like hired hitman.
A: Yeah ( Read more... )

I'm having fun doing physics homework.

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Last night was Ted Leo with Quasi and HOLY BALLS was it ever awesome. Steph and I got there earlier than I usually get to shows so we used this to stake out a good spot up front. Also I saw Felisha and Joel, which was pretty neat. Chris and Jackie were there too but they either didn't see us or were deliberately shunning us. Hmph.

Quasi I am not ( Read more... )

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approximately five days ago...
Chris: Man, I want some turkey. I'm thinking I'm going to cook a turkey and have arbitrary turkey day.
me: You mean Thanksgiving?
Chris: No. Too far away. I was thinking more like... this Sunday.
me: *laughing* If you make a turkey, Chris, I will eat it.
yesterday...
Chris and Val: *walk in the door with twelve bags ( Read more... )

Yesterday night Dennis, Sarah Brown, Terry, Weston, Jenna and I went to see Harry Potter (second time for both me and Wes). Steph couldn't come cause she had work :'( BUT she is applying for an amazing job at the fucking MARITIME MUSEUM tomorrow so perhaps soon the Starbucks horrors will be over. Anyway, I somehow got sunburned on the walk there, ( Read more... )

Today a guy at the corner of Granville and Robson came up to me and said, "Can I feel your mohawk, please?" I said, "No, you can't. But thank you for asking. Most people just come up and do it and I don't understand it ( Read more... )

Tonight I am going to see Pop Levi at Pat's Pub BY MYSELF because some people NAMED JOSH are lame douchebags ( Read more... )

Just filled up a giant garbage bag with plastic empties and three shopping bags with glass ones. This is not even half of what we have in the kitchen right now. It's to the point where I almost want to just give up and put them out with the rest of the recycling, but come on, there's gotta be like $25 there!

Gonna look like a total hobo on the bus