"This is like shaving a sasquatch!"
Yesterday night Dennis, Sarah Brown, Terry, Weston, Jenna and I went to see Harry Potter (second time for both me and Wes). Steph couldn't come cause she had work :'( BUT she is applying for an amazing job at the fucking MARITIME MUSEUM tomorrow so perhaps soon the Starbucks horrors will be over. Anyway, I somehow got sunburned on the walk there, even though it was six pm and I sprayed myself in SPF30 before we left, and we were only outside for 20 minutes. Sarah was basically completely drunk in the movie theatre and it was amazing. We held each other's hands at the sad parts and laughed at inappropriate things. After the movie Weston and Jenna left us, and the rest of us walked back to the house. I picked honeysuckle and then Dennis ate it (he said it was delicious). There was also a trip to McDonald's because I made a fake chicken burger when we got home (burnt myself on the oil though) and everyone got jealous.
Steph arrived home just before we did, and we had bought her beer to help make up for her having to miss the movie. Then some ridiculous stuff happened, as always, and was photographically documented, as always.
Dennis put tape on his eyes to keep them open and also on his mouth for some reason. He looked like a zombie.
Steph and Sarah are pretty
you're giving me hand cancer candy
Dip: *pulls Jen's leg hair*
Jen: ow wtf you douche >:(
Dip: well, shave your legs, you hippie
Jen: no u
Dip: if I do, then you have to.
Jen: ...done.
Dip: mrrr
oooh try and guess whose leg is whose!
"Oh, the things I do for lols."
Terry looks a little disgusted here. Lewl.
There was no way I was letting drunk Dennis near my body with a razor.
Smoothness is still weirding me out 8| Been like a year since I last shaved them.
What. So I have a lot of pant legs. And I keep them on the floor. Mind your own business.
lol wut.
Steph, as always, taking creepy sleeping photos.
Dennis, after passing out from about 2-3, got a second wind and he and Sarah and I sat out in the yard for awhile. At one point Dennis was laying on the lawn and Sarah and I were talking on the stoop and Sarah yells, "DENNIS SKUNK IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!" and it really was barrelling at him! He basically leapt up the steps and then the thing disappeared under a van. So hilarious. After we got cold we came inside and awkwardly positioned ourselves in my bed so as not to disturb Terry, who was asleep on bedcouch, with our conversation. I guess we fell asleep at some point and when I woke up Sarah had gone out to the couch (I don't blame her, she must have been hella uncomfortable).
After a good three or so hours of sleep, Dennis and I got up and went out to the living room, where we were joined shortly by Chris (Val had already left for work), and then Steph (probably awoken by Chris and his animated way of telling stories). Sarah made us pancakes, we watched Muppets Take Manhattan on tv, and then she and Terry went home. Dennis and Steph and I spent a lazy afternoon napping and watching Strangers with Candy and eating cheese.
My band is playing another show on Thursday, July 19th at the Media Club. $7, doors 8pm. We're headlining (thusly won't be on til late, probably 11ish), so you all better be there or expect to be curbstomped by me.
Even though I'm now unemployed, I somehow have a very full week ahead of me, and then VACATION STARTING FRIDAY! yessssss.
Steph arrived home just before we did, and we had bought her beer to help make up for her having to miss the movie. Then some ridiculous stuff happened, as always, and was photographically documented, as always.
Dennis put tape on his eyes to keep them open and also on his mouth for some reason. He looked like a zombie.
Steph and Sarah are pretty
you're giving me hand cancer candy
Dip: *pulls Jen's leg hair*
Jen: ow wtf you douche >:(
Dip: well, shave your legs, you hippie
Jen: no u
Dip: if I do, then you have to.
Jen: ...done.
Dip: mrrr
oooh try and guess whose leg is whose!
"Oh, the things I do for lols."
Terry looks a little disgusted here. Lewl.
There was no way I was letting drunk Dennis near my body with a razor.
Smoothness is still weirding me out 8| Been like a year since I last shaved them.
What. So I have a lot of pant legs. And I keep them on the floor. Mind your own business.
lol wut.
Steph, as always, taking creepy sleeping photos.
Dennis, after passing out from about 2-3, got a second wind and he and Sarah and I sat out in the yard for awhile. At one point Dennis was laying on the lawn and Sarah and I were talking on the stoop and Sarah yells, "DENNIS SKUNK IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!" and it really was barrelling at him! He basically leapt up the steps and then the thing disappeared under a van. So hilarious. After we got cold we came inside and awkwardly positioned ourselves in my bed so as not to disturb Terry, who was asleep on bedcouch, with our conversation. I guess we fell asleep at some point and when I woke up Sarah had gone out to the couch (I don't blame her, she must have been hella uncomfortable).
After a good three or so hours of sleep, Dennis and I got up and went out to the living room, where we were joined shortly by Chris (Val had already left for work), and then Steph (probably awoken by Chris and his animated way of telling stories). Sarah made us pancakes, we watched Muppets Take Manhattan on tv, and then she and Terry went home. Dennis and Steph and I spent a lazy afternoon napping and watching Strangers with Candy and eating cheese.
My band is playing another show on Thursday, July 19th at the Media Club. $7, doors 8pm. We're headlining (thusly won't be on til late, probably 11ish), so you all better be there or expect to be curbstomped by me.
Even though I'm now unemployed, I somehow have a very full week ahead of me, and then VACATION STARTING FRIDAY! yessssss.