How weird; while browsing local sellers on etsy I found something I used to own ( Read more... )

I have been super thirsty all day, yet I am peeing all the time. wtf body, make up your mind. Do I have diabetes? *continues eating Nibs*

"Is that... hair on his head? Like actual hair?"
"I think it's that spray on hair."
"I think it's some kind of animal."
"I think it's a cinnamon bun."Without homework, my days and evenings off feel almost ridiculously free. And the fact that I have a 9 to 5, Monday to Friday practically blows my mind. As soon as I get a paycheque, I can finally ( Read more... )

"Check this out. It's a diamond-tipped glass cutter!"
"When are you ever going to need that?"
"It was two dollars! I just like owning tools you can use to break into banks."

every time John Shorthouse uses the phrase 'wild and woolly', take a drink.
STILL A WHOLE THIRD PERIOD OF MADNESS!

oh man I need to study :/

I stayed home tonight to make sure I understood all the questions I got wrong on my stoichiometry assignment from last week. I spent several hours re-doing questions and I was attempting to study further, but then I was making retarded mistakes (like doing everything right but getting a wrong answer because waaaay back at the start I miscalculated ( Read more... )

me: Let's go on an adventure!
Jeff: All right, where to?
m: I dunno... I wanna be outside. Let's go someplace we haven't been before.
J: Okay :)
m: Let's go to the lighthouse. I know vaguely where it is.
*freeway driving listening to M.I.A.*
m: Uh... let's exit here.
*winding road abounds*
m: Oh, look, Marine Drive! We're going the right way now.
J ( Read more... )

all day long I have had 'Lambert, the Sheepish Lion' stuck in my head.

edit: holy crap why the hell did I never think to watch old childhood Disney cartoons on youtube before now

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So this question was posted on a board near the entrance, and kids had written down their answers on post-its displayed below.

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"If wearing pimp shoes with a cowboy shirt is wrong, then I don't want to be right."