photo post two

May 19, 2008 22:47

So this question was posted on a board near the entrance, and kids had written down their answers on post-its displayed below.





and, on a related note:






uh...


lol wtf


SALMON




my own personal hero



This is from a map they had that shows the world at night in terms of light pollution. Took us several minutes of google searching to figure out what the hell that tiny island was. "I think it's Bermuda..."
"No, I think Bermuda's closer to the Caribbean; might be the US Virgin Islands..."
"I didn't even know such a place existed."
"Man, what the hell IS that?"


and I think it's gonna be a long long time


"Steph, just think about how many people's hands and various body parts are indirectly touching your face right now."
"I don't care, I've probably had worse things touch my face."


Megs and I look like pretty huge bitches here


maaaan do I wish I had a couch made out of part of a car.

C'est le fin de ces photos.

Yesterday at work right before the store closed, there was some stupid turf war between these retarded skytrain gangs - Joyce Station kids vs Metrotown kids - and they let off three cans of bear mace in a corridor in the mall, right outside our store. Kara and Charles got hit pretty bad while trying to get the door closed to keep it out, and eventually they had to kick all the customers out anyway because it still got bad enough that everyone was coughing and had burning eyes (which led to the store not making budget, mrr). I luckily was in the stockroom and missed all of this, and had to go out the back door and all the way around outside Superstore to get to the bus loop because security guards were blocking off the whole hallway on that side of the mall.
On a lesser but still disturbing note, Kara today was cleaning the change rooms and came back carrying a KFC drink cup, holding it far from her body, saying, "I think there might be a tampon in here." She was right. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE AT THIS FUCKING MALL?! Have any of you ladies ever been in a fitting room and thought, 'hmm, this seems like an ideal place to change my tampon' NO. NO YOU HAVEN'T.

Yesterday I went out to Hershe (lesbian bar event) and a thing happened that I thought would not happen to me again at this age: I gave someone their first kiss. I found this out from a mutual friend after the fact, and she told me not to bring it up (no drr, how awkward would that be). But honestly. In a crowd of hot, confident, experienced dykes, trust me to pick the quiet awkward one who's never kissed a girl.

By the way American Gladiator is the only show currently on television that I actually care to watch. Seriously you guys, everything about it is awesome.

laura b. says:
my friends are idiots though.
laura b. says:
gg once jumped into the methadone clinic dumpster.
Gun Street Girl says:
D: D:
laura b. says:
yeah. i know
Gun Street Girl says:
worst idea EVER
laura b. says:
worse than setting jakob on fire?
laura b. says:
actually yes.
laura b. says:
worse than that.
Gun Street Girl says:
yeah, being set on fire very rarely gives you aids
laura b. says:
gg probably started aids

space, wtf, work, gayness

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