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Come on.
Everything little thing she does is magic ( Read more... ) -
Compassionate Conservative? More Like Authoritarian Socialist!
Today the government announced plans to buy ownership stock in the 9 largest banks in the United States ( Read more... ) -
This was funny.
For a man who has lived 72 years and 67 days (McCain's age on Election Day this year), there is between a 14.2 and 15.1 percent chance of dying before Inauguration Day 2013, according to the Social Security Administration's 2004 actuarial tables and the authoritative 2001 mortality statistics assembled by the National Association of Insurance ( Read more... ) -
The Real Danger We Face in This Election
Glenn Beck made this point on the radio yesterday and I just wanted to echo its sentiments and add a little of my own opinion to it. The real danger we face in this election is not necessarily who we elect as president, although that’s a big part of it, but the danger is in who we elect to Congress.
The Democrats have controlled congress since 2006 ( Read more... ) -
I'm an agent of change, whatever that means! Can I be president too!?
Alright, I'm not usually one to go on long political diatribes but this has really been bothering me ( Read more... ) -
I Miss Sweet Lou.
I hate Chicago. I hate The Chicago White Sox. I hate White Sox General Manager Kenny Williams. I hate Cincinnati Reds General Manager Walt Jocketty. I hate Nick Masset. I hate Danny Richar. Nothing more unacceptable has ever happened in my lifetime. Ever.
Ken Griffey Jr. is a Red god damn it!
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The Hierarchy of Holidays.
1. New Years
2. Christmas
3. St. Patrick's Day
4. Independence Day
5. Thanksgiving
6. Memorial Day
7. Veteren's Day
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Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this... BRAINS...
The Plan
A) Build a machine that can bring dead people back to life.
2) Resurrect Ronald Reagan.
III) Make Zombie Reagan president forever.