Spell:

Roll      Results

01        Air Walk

02        Mending

03        Giant Vermin

04        Silence

05        Water Walk

06        Zone of Truth

07        Faerie Fire

08        Tenser’s Floating Disk

09        Diminish Plants

10        Curse Water

11        Alarm

12        Lullaby

13        Augury

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[Many of you may notice that gravity has been randomly reversed in patches all over town. The areas of reversed gravity are randomly placed, and are 200 by 200 feet cubes. Fizban himself is at the center of this madness, sound asleep 200 feet in the air. Entering Reverse Gravity zones is a bit jarring as you are flung into the air, leaving them ( Read more... )

Hrrmmrrmmmmm yes good morning children. I trust you are all well today? It is my fervent desire that you all slept well and ate healthy dinners. As usual, I am here for those who wish to talk.

[An enormous gold dragon is sound asleep on the lawn outside the Ari Apartments. Feel free to say hi, or even climb around on him if you're a little kid. He won't mind.]

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'SUP, BITCHES.

[A small hovel rests just outside the Apartments. Upon entering, you find it is actually a large mansion. Loud detonations can be heard frequently from the Hovel, and those entering into it will find large swaths of things on fire within the mansion. Fizban is likely sleeping by one of these fires. It's actually reasonably warm in there.]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

*Fizban's sleeping. A conjured puffball of fire is sitting on his hat, also sleeping. His hat is on fire. Fizban is not aware of this fact.*

Wait, that's what Christmas was?

Where are all MY presents!?

Royal Rainbow!

All right students, please take out your bat guano and recite the incantation. I was disappointed with the lack of fire last time we went over this, and I expect much better from each and every one of you.

((Fizban has just teleported into Itoshiki's class room. And started teaching. Likely oblivious to Itoshiki's presence.))