Comments | befuddledmage: (без темы)

befuddledmage

Feb 01, 2009 20:20

Wait, that's what Christmas was?

Where are all MY presents!?

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hailbeautyqueen February 2 2009, 04:22:16 UTC

[Pet tiger takes a piss on the bush.]

befuddledmage February 2 2009, 04:31:28 UTC

That's right, FERTILIZE ME BITCH!

hailbeautyqueen February 2 2009, 22:46:54 UTC

You know what?

[Pulls out a shovel]

I should have done this a LONG time ago. Time to find you a new home.

befuddledmage February 3 2009, 00:46:44 UTC

Hey hey hey, watch the roots, toots.

explosion_array February 2 2009, 22:10:58 UTC

Oh, great, you still exist.

befuddledmage February 3 2009, 00:46:54 UTC

I could say the same about you.

explosion_array February 3 2009, 00:57:50 UTC

You always seem so miserable and grumpy...

befuddledmage February 3 2009, 05:37:26 UTC

I'm a freakin' bush!

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unlocking_paths February 3 2009, 04:40:43 UTC

A shrub?

befuddledmage February 3 2009, 05:37:39 UTC

That's MR. Shrub to you, pipsqueak.

unlocking_paths February 3 2009, 05:41:12 UTC

Sorry, Mr. Shrub, but I didn't know plants had memories.

befuddledmage February 3 2009, 06:06:55 UTC

Memories? Pah! I remember my birth like it was yesterday! And everything after that!

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