6th course: cooking's not just a hobby, kids

[beejinthewalkin]

That was shitty marinara. I say that not just as a pretentious little bitch. I also say that as a trained chef. Heavy on the garlic, low on any real flavor. A good marinara is blood simple, children. You'd think that all powerful gods could figure it out but no, of course not. What the fuck with they come up with next

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[archivy]

I believe to most untrained gustative nerves, the marinara sauce tasted well enough.

[beejinthewalkin]

... Either I'm as dumb as I look or you are way too smart for a tiny blond body such as you have.

But, yes, to the average, unrefined palate I'm sure it tasted a'right.

[archivy]

Your observation is quite accurate. I am the Archive. But I really am eleven years old.

[beejinthewalkin]

I'm going to go right ahead and assume that being the Archive means you're some more-than-human powerhouse of brains and ancient knowledge. Nice of you not to make a crack on my intelligence though, what with walking right into it like I did.

Should I call you the Archive or do you have something more 11-year-old-girl I can call you?

[warped_inside]

Steven, I'd love to see you again. Both of you, and you individually. And I think trading cooking lessons for coding lessons sounds like fun.

I can probably be available any day you like.

[beejinthewalkin]

Good. I'm glad. Teaching you to cook will be fantastic and learning to code will be... well useful actually. And probably hot. Will you promise to technical babble at me?

[warped_inside]

I think I could arrange some technobabble, that sort of my default setting anyway.

What are you going to teach me to make?

[beejinthewalkin]

That's really hot, artichoke.

What sort of thing do you feel like learning? Is it lets feed my roommates food or fancy, indulgent food?

[morethanasuit]

You know Toshiko Sato?

[beejinthewalkin]

Pretty well, yeah.

And who exactly are you?

[morethanasuit]

The guy with enough firepower to make you ash if you hurt her.

Tony Stark.

[ooc: Strike is unhackable.]

[beejinthewalkin]

Tosh's Tony. Well then. Good to meet you. Or something. Can I help you?

Private||Unhackable

[tothelibrary]

Pssst, Steven.

Guy above me? Tosh's Tony. Tony Stark, Amazing Wonder Whore and Defiler of Innocent Toshes. I kind of hate his smug face.

You wanna threaten to hit someone and have my full and unwavering support, he's a good deal.

...Don't tell Tosh I said that, okay?

Private||Unhackable because Tosh made me leet

[beejinthewalkin]

Aw, sunrise. We've already progressed to you asking me to hit faces for you. This is a beautiful relationship.

... Are things okay with Witwicky?

Private||Unhackable because Tosh rules!

[tothelibrary]

Yeah, yeah. But seriously, though. Be as mean to him as you want to be! Maybe call him an idiot.

...I think they will be. And even if you shouldn't have threatened to hit him- and this does not get spread around, Steven; I know you and Jack seem to have trouble not sharing everything, but shh- I was touched.

In an odd way. Anyway, it was sweet of you. But unless he's evil, cursed, and about to kill me, let's not do it again?

Re: Private||Unhackable because Tosh totally scored with me and Jack

[beejinthewalkin]

What did he do, Sunrise?

Private//Filtered extra hard away from the boyfriend
Baby, I'd be happy to touch you any day of the week.
end filter

But if he is evil and trying to hurt you I will hit him. Just so you know.

[justashow]

Bruised?

How are you at making Chinese-style crab rice?

[head_chef]

He's lying, pretty Kyle. If anyone's bruised, it's me.

What can I say? He has big hands.

[justashow]

It sounds like you boys play rough.

[head_chef]

It's been said.