Comments | beejinthewalkin: 6th course: cooking's not just a hobby, kids

beejinthewalkin

6th course: cooking's not just a hobby, kids

Aug 25, 2008 02:23

That was shitty marinara. I say that not just as a pretentious little bitch. I also say that as a trained chef. Heavy on the garlic, low on any real flavor. A good marinara is blood simple, children. You'd think that all powerful gods could figure it out but no, of course not. What the fuck with they come up with next ( Read more... )

put it in my mouth, my but curses do have linger effects, 6th entry is more chef than you, when marinara goes bad, fucking jack bourdain, head chef easy fucking slut, bloody fucking hell, toshiko sato artichoke of my eye, where my head chef at

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head_chef August 25 2008, 18:22:59 UTC

We live to serve, Steven.

And you're bruised? I think my ass- and hips, and neck, and fucking forearm, Steven, how the fuck did you manage that one- says different.

...The sauce was disgusting, though. Jesus Christ, if they're gonna cover us in pasta sauce, it'd better fucking be well-made.

beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 19:45:33 UTC

I'm differently abled. And shut the fuck up, yankee slag, you loved every fucking minute of it. Your begging mouth does wonders for a man's self esteem.

Its really not that complicated to season fucking pasta sauce. Shit.

head_chef August 25 2008, 19:55:02 UTC

Like you didn't? 'Oh, please, God, Jack, fuck me harder' does not say 'kindly stop bruising me, chef' to me. Is it a British thing?

I know. Fucking amateurs.

beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 19:57:45 UTC

Hardly. It was fucking mind blowing. But I like being bruised afterwards.

Tosh says she's like to see us again.

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kingofatlantis August 25 2008, 18:37:38 UTC

I just find it strange that everyone was so gleeful about eatin' shit that they watched spew from a magic volcano.

beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 19:26:46 UTC

I didn't try to put it in my mouth. I could smell the over garlic'd under seasoned stench of it right off the bat. I just didn't have the luxury of being inside when it rained down on the city.

kingofatlantis August 25 2008, 21:19:48 UTC

Well. Didn't mean you specifically... but you saw red stuff comin' from the sky and you looked up and opened your mouth? Really?

beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 21:24:46 UTC

Well I was fucking Jack on the deck and I might have been cussing a little.

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orphanedpuppy August 25 2008, 20:12:10 UTC

I thought it was pretty good!

beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:33:02 UTC

... That's sweet of you but wrong. Sorry, pet.

orphanedpuppy August 25 2008, 20:34:04 UTC

It wasn't very good?

beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:40:14 UTC

No. No. It was like that no name brand stuff you get out of the bottle. It'll do the job, sure, but why would you want it to?

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