6th course: cooking's not just a hobby, kids

Aug 25, 2008 02:23

That was shitty marinara. I say that not just as a pretentious little bitch. I also say that as a trained chef. Heavy on the garlic, low on any real flavor. A good marinara is blood simple, children. You'd think that all powerful gods could figure it out but no, of course not. What the fuck with they come up with next ( Read more... )

put it in my mouth, my but curses do have linger effects, 6th entry is more chef than you, when marinara goes bad, fucking jack bourdain, head chef easy fucking slut, bloody fucking hell, toshiko sato artichoke of my eye, where my head chef at

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morethanasuit August 25 2008, 16:41:22 UTC
You know Toshiko Sato?

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beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 19:22:16 UTC
Pretty well, yeah.

And who exactly are you?

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morethanasuit August 25 2008, 20:05:54 UTC
The guy with enough firepower to make you ash if you hurt her.

Tony Stark.

[ooc: Strike is unhackable.]

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beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:11:57 UTC
Tosh's Tony. Well then. Good to meet you. Or something. Can I help you?

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morethanasuit August 25 2008, 20:17:11 UTC
Just warning you not to hurt Tosh.

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beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:23:35 UTC
Look, I don't know who you are but I respect your threatening people in your girl's life if only because I just did it to the Dawnings boyfriend. But don't get me wrong. I'm not about to hurt Artichoke and if I did, you're a fair ways down the line of people allowed to hurt me for it.

self righteous yank

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morethanasuit August 25 2008, 20:25:02 UTC
I wouldn't wait in line. But I'm glad you understand.

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beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:27:00 UTC
See that's just not sporting. Budging in front of pretty girls with shovels. Very American.

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morethanasuit August 25 2008, 20:28:06 UTC
I'm sure that I'll get over it.

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beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:35:47 UTC
Sorry. Exactly what is your relationship with my Toshiko?

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P-pretend that icon really isn't there. morethanasuit August 25 2008, 20:36:30 UTC
She's a very good friend of mine.

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I AM IRON MAN! [cue music here] beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:43:57 UTC
Friend, yeah? Funny. Seems like more than a friend if you ask me. Now fuck me if I'm wrong but it sounds like maybe you're transferring a little.

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morethanasuit August 25 2008, 20:45:27 UTC
I did say she was a very good friend. And you are wrong, but I think I'll pass on the offer.

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beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 20:52:35 UTC
She didn't

Your loss. But while we're whipping them out to measure anyway, if I find out you've ever hurt her? I don't really need to say it all do I? I'm sure you're a smart boy.

[ooc: strikes are ... well probably pretty easily hacked by Stark, it's just whatever basic filter Tosh set up for him]

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morethanasuit August 25 2008, 21:06:47 UTC
You can try and hurt me if you want, but I highly doubt you could.

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Private//filtered way the fuck away from Tosh cause she'd get mad beejinthewalkin August 25 2008, 21:09:32 UTC
[ooc: ugh. hi, i don't close my tags when i code apparently. sorry! m'bad]

All I need to do is to try on her behalf. Then after you kick my ass she can kiss it better.

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