Comments | badfic_quotes: Heroes crossover summaries are so...odd.

hermione_vader in badfic_quotes

Heroes crossover summaries are so...odd.

May 12, 2009 11:11

Here are some wacky summaries from the Heroes crossover section of the Pit:

( Demon hunters, vampire slayers, and sparkly vamps, Oh My! )

summaries, supernatural, twilight, buffy the vampire slayer, heroes

Comments 15

katesmannequin May 12 2009, 16:55:00 UTC

and Niki meets a strange boy in the desert
I misread that as "dessert." Much lulz were had.

hermione_vader May 12 2009, 17:38:11 UTC

LOL. Now I'm picturing Niki and some teenaged boy wandering around on top of a cheesecake or something. That's awesome.

katesmannequin May 12 2009, 17:44:14 UTC

Even better, wandering in a bowl of ice cream. "HELP, IT'S MELTING!"

hermione_vader May 12 2009, 18:09:15 UTC

That would be hilarious. Or maybe cherry pie, with all that syrup, for people with major food!kinks.

Thread 6

lyssamay May 12 2009, 17:33:12 UTC

"Next you'll be telling me that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!"
Wait, wait, wait... Darth Vader is Luke's dad?!

"Dawn Summers is the only survivor of Sunnydale. She tries to make a new life but is pursued by
The Starship Enterprise?"
...did she decloak off the starboard bow?

hermione_vader May 12 2009, 17:39:20 UTC

Apparently. O.o And Hamlet dies at the end of his own play!

I guess so. Kirk probably just wants to get into her pants.

lyssamay May 12 2009, 17:44:48 UTC

*gasp* He does? I suppose next you'll tell me that the Titanic sunk, won't you?

Pfft... typical Kirk.

hermione_vader May 12 2009, 18:08:05 UTC

The Titanic did sink? I thought that was just an urban legend!

Thread 5

venefican May 12 2009, 19:15:14 UTC

The Cullens are vampires? WHAT?! Next you'll be telling me that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!

Pft, come on. As if! (The thing SMeyer and Lucas have in common is the fact that neither of them really thought ahead, and they have no fear of the plotholes. At least Lucas did something good with his time.)

Why do Twilight/Supernatural ficcers ignore the fact that the Cullens would be the natural enemy of any hunters, particularly Sam and Dean? I know they've left vampires alone in the past, but I like to tink of them trying desperately to exorcise Bella as an unholy being.

hermione_vader May 13 2009, 22:00:11 UTC

While I agree with what you're saying, this isn't a Supernatural/Twilight crossover. These are Heroes crossovers, and two of the fandoms it was crossed with were SPN and Twilight (those were the two biggest collections of Heroes crossovers at the Pit).

But yes, I believe that Bella IS Lucifer, and she's already risen.

shikishinobi May 13 2009, 13:56:53 UTC

I am now imagining the Winchester boys in 50+ sunblock and sunglasses, trying to cope with all the sparklez....

hermione_vader May 13 2009, 21:57:33 UTC

They'd be in suits, so I don't know about sunblock, but they'd definitely wear really think Raybans sunglasses so that they look like the Men in Black, but with a better car. :) And we all know they'd die laughing at the sight of TEH SPARKLEZ.