Heroes crossover summaries are so...odd.

[hermione_vader]

Here are some wacky summaries from the Heroes crossover section of the Pit:

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[lyssamay]

"Next you'll be telling me that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!"
Wait, wait, wait... Darth Vader is Luke's dad?!

"Dawn Summers is the only survivor of Sunnydale. She tries to make a new life but is pursued by
The Starship Enterprise?"
...did she decloak off the starboard bow?

[hermione_vader]

Apparently. O.o And Hamlet dies at the end of his own play!

I guess so. Kirk probably just wants to get into her pants.

[lyssamay]

*gasp* He does? I suppose next you'll tell me that the Titanic sunk, won't you?

Pfft... typical Kirk.

[hermione_vader]

The Titanic did sink? I thought that was just an urban legend!

[lyssamay]

Amazing, isn't it?