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memorysdaughter in badfic_quotes

spank that wizard - summaries

Dec 09, 2010 22:15

It's time for some word-search sporking. I'm trying something new here - a double-barreled shotgun of failure.

The words? "Wizard" and "spank."

The summaries? ( here )

icarly, house, ncis, bones, csi

Comments 28

ze_zana December 10 2010, 03:37:47 UTC

She has a long-kept secret and he SPANKS her?
That, or her secret is that she's a witch.
Or possibly that AND her secret is that's she's a witch.

memorysdaughter December 10 2010, 05:13:07 UTC

It just makes me want to cry. A lot.

subieko December 10 2010, 03:38:47 UTC

hormone-induced spanking.
I don't know if this is better or weirder than the other summaries.

Maybe it's...both!?

I continue to be surprised by how much spanking pops up in random fandoms. I mean...what about investigating murders inspires spanking-fic?

memorysdaughter December 10 2010, 05:12:50 UTC

Seriously! It's like "GRRR the Navy! And murders! It makes me wanna... SPANK something!"

serious_mccoy December 11 2010, 22:07:27 UTC

"GRRR the Navy! And murders! It makes me wanna... SPANK something!"

I lol'd. c:

applefairy7 December 10 2010, 04:21:21 UTC

pretty much crack. also, a car crash.
Isn't that what all crack fics are, really?

Pfft, nice. xD

Also, that iCarly one with Sam and the Principle just makes me feel uncomfortable from reading it. UGH

memorysdaughter December 10 2010, 05:13:34 UTC

The principal is such a nice guy in the show! Why would he spank Sam?

Aside from the obvious sexual reasons, of course...

schizophrenic0 December 10 2010, 05:36:06 UTC

Yes! What is with all the spanking in the NCIS fandom?!?!

kyetsu December 10 2010, 06:37:50 UTC

( ... )

memorysdaughter December 10 2010, 07:38:39 UTC

Yeah, I get this... but this has always seemed to me... less... creepy than spanking. More of a thing you could conceivably do in public and get away with. The spanking not so much.

kyetsu December 10 2010, 07:43:52 UTC

Yeah, I guess people think "Hey! There's all these slaps upside the head in NCIS, so why don't we move the hand down a little further...You know...To the butt!"

Although, honestly, all the talk of NCIS + Spanking brought that to mind immediately, and I just couldn't resist posting that GIF. =3

Thread 9

dannyvangeline December 10 2010, 08:11:38 UTC

I wasn't aware that other universes had a naval criminal investigative service. Usually they just have Spock.

And the goatee. Don't forget the sexy goatee.

memorysdaughter December 11 2010, 02:13:40 UTC

... who has a goatee? Spock? Oh, no, I like him clean-shaven.

dannyvangeline December 11 2010, 02:15:48 UTC

Well, Mirror Universe Spock had one in the old series. It's kind of infamous.

memorysdaughter December 11 2010, 04:00:02 UTC

Oh, no, I knew that - I just meant that I don't like to imagine him with a goatee. :)