spank that wizard - summaries

[memorysdaughter]

It's time for some word-search sporking. I'm trying something new here - a double-barreled shotgun of failure.

The words? "Wizard" and "spank."

The summaries?

Comments

[poodilywoots]

LMAO. Thats fantastic. xD Great spork.

Chase for example. Why?Because he's a wizard.
WOMBAT WIZARD.

[memorysdaughter]

And now I'm imagining a wombat in a wizard hat.

Ten points.

[poodilywoots]

Ten points to Gryffindor!

[debris_k]

Spanking in later chapters , swearing, violence and mentions of murder.
The last three are canon... the first one's just weird.

Oh, this is pure GOLD.

[memorysdaughter]

Why, thank you.

NCISpank

[princessfee]

Re NCIS spanking, I have been stunned by the amount of spanking stories that exist in fanfic.

I am actually more weirded out by "non-sexual spanking" than sexual spanking. After all, people do way weirder things than spanking to get thier rocks off, so if a bit of playful spanking in the bedroom does it for them, go for it.

But non-sexual spanking of an adult in some sort of bizarre work / disciplinary context is just too strange for words.

And there are also a huge number of corporal punishment of children stories, which again, I find very disturbing, not just because I don't approve of corporal punishment because also because obviously they are meant to be 'non-sexual' but sometimes they get a little blurry......

[anonymous]

Good spork, but...where's Nathan Fillion?

[veraliana]

pretty much crack. also, a car crash.
Isn't that what all crack fics are, really?

:D

Really, though. You find the weirdest things in the least likely fandoms. :/