spank that wizard - summaries
It's time for some word-search sporking. I'm trying something new here - a double-barreled shotgun of failure.
The words? "Wizard" and "spank."
The summaries?
NCIS
I would just like to say that when searching for "spank" in TV shows at the Pit, NCIS has 299 possible answers. The next closest in number has only 59. WTF, NCIS?
Stalk me once, shame on you. Stalk me twice...Will contain spanking.
This seems a little extreme. Couldn't you just... get a restraining order?
The team decide's to treat Gibbs to a little Halloween fun. Will contain spanking.
Um, pardon me, but my Halloweens NEVER = spanking.
Tim is suffering from an acute case of smugness
Which is no reason to SPANK the poor guy!
Gibbs and team run into their Wizard counterparts from another universe.
I wasn't aware that other universes had a naval criminal investigative service. Usually they just have Spock.
An unusual suspect brings a secret about Tony's life out into the open and thanks to this the team gets involved i omethng they never exped to...the battle to save the Wizarding World...SLASH!
I don't even know where to start with this. Except - slash? REALLY?
Gibbs is pretty good at pinball, but Jenny has a few secrets up her sleeves.
Wow. It's weird how you can watch a TV show since it premiered and never once see a main character do something he's supposedly "pretty good" at.
Tony foolishly decides to test Gibbs's patience once again
DAMMIT, TONY! Don't you know that leads to spanking?
Tony acts recklessly, Gibbs is angry. Will the punishment fit the crime?
Not if the punishment is spanking.
Tim verifies some information in his spreadsheet.
How in the hell does THIS lead to spanking? Good God. No one's going to be able to do ANYTHING.
House
Camteen, old school. As in twelfth century with wizards and knights and castles, oh my!
Oh, where to start. First, wizards - not real. Second, lesbianism in the twelfth century - probably not supported.
pretty much crack. also, a car crash.
Isn't that what all crack fics are, really?
Chase for example. Why?Because he is a wizard
Well, of course.
Warning: this story contains a gentle and nearly painless spanking
Um, so that would be... a tap? What's the point?
Thirteen arrives home late and more than a bit drunk. Foreman intends to make sure this never happens again.
If my significant other spanked me for coming home late and a bit drunk, he would find himself out on the side of the road, quite honestly.
House is spanking with his cane and Chase? is bangin
... makes sense.
CSI
Nick thought having Halloween off was a lucky break.
It is! Did you see what they did to Gibbs above on Halloween?
Paranoia and a Portkey sends four of the LV CSIs into the Wizarding World in an investigation. With Harry Potter as the main suspect.
Only if he's being suspected of being a total dreamboat. Then he's totally guilty!
Hope you like it will contain spanking don't like don't read I don't own CSI only a few characters
Buy some punctuation! For the love of God, buy some punctuation!
Does contain spanking and spoilers for season 2. Don't like? Don't read!
Well, the spanking I could stand, but the spoilers make me ANGRY!!!
Also contains role play, spanking, rough sex, discipline, language and much much more... life choices... Sugar and spice...
Throw in Julia Stiles and I'm sold.
Bones
Spanking in later chapters , swearing, violence and mentions of murder.
The last three are canon... the first one's just weird.
Bones' young new assistant has a secret...he is Booth's son.
So you spank him? Why would anyone get a job if it always leads to spanking?
Sweets, Brennen, Booth, Angela, Hodgins, Zack and Camille are witches and wizards by accident
I'm not an expert, but I don't think magic works this way.
Harry and his Aurors are thrown into a battle with a new very powerful dark wizard, but they have little to go aside from the wizard's trail of victims. The Jeffersonian becomes a part of it when they discover the latest victims.
Oh, totally. I mean, it makes total sense for wizards from England in a world that could never exist to show up at a scientific institution in America in a world that's mostly plausible.
A cases reveals a long kept secret from Bone's past and causing conflict between her and Booth.
She has a long-kept secret and he SPANKS her?
non-sexual spanking!
Not that I really want to know, but what is sexual spanking?
iCarly
Sam's weekly meeting with her Principle. Very graphic Sam/Principle Franklin cropping/spanking/sex.
I don't think you have any principles if you write this about Principal Franklin.
hormone-induced spanking.
I don't know if this is better or weirder than the other summaries.
World's a weird place, huh?
The words? "Wizard" and "spank."
The summaries?
NCIS
I would just like to say that when searching for "spank" in TV shows at the Pit, NCIS has 299 possible answers. The next closest in number has only 59. WTF, NCIS?
Stalk me once, shame on you. Stalk me twice...Will contain spanking.
This seems a little extreme. Couldn't you just... get a restraining order?
The team decide's to treat Gibbs to a little Halloween fun. Will contain spanking.
Um, pardon me, but my Halloweens NEVER = spanking.
Tim is suffering from an acute case of smugness
Which is no reason to SPANK the poor guy!
Gibbs and team run into their Wizard counterparts from another universe.
I wasn't aware that other universes had a naval criminal investigative service. Usually they just have Spock.
An unusual suspect brings a secret about Tony's life out into the open and thanks to this the team gets involved i omethng they never exped to...the battle to save the Wizarding World...SLASH!
I don't even know where to start with this. Except - slash? REALLY?
Gibbs is pretty good at pinball, but Jenny has a few secrets up her sleeves.
Wow. It's weird how you can watch a TV show since it premiered and never once see a main character do something he's supposedly "pretty good" at.
Tony foolishly decides to test Gibbs's patience once again
DAMMIT, TONY! Don't you know that leads to spanking?
Tony acts recklessly, Gibbs is angry. Will the punishment fit the crime?
Not if the punishment is spanking.
Tim verifies some information in his spreadsheet.
How in the hell does THIS lead to spanking? Good God. No one's going to be able to do ANYTHING.
House
Camteen, old school. As in twelfth century with wizards and knights and castles, oh my!
Oh, where to start. First, wizards - not real. Second, lesbianism in the twelfth century - probably not supported.
pretty much crack. also, a car crash.
Isn't that what all crack fics are, really?
Chase for example. Why?Because he is a wizard
Well, of course.
Warning: this story contains a gentle and nearly painless spanking
Um, so that would be... a tap? What's the point?
Thirteen arrives home late and more than a bit drunk. Foreman intends to make sure this never happens again.
If my significant other spanked me for coming home late and a bit drunk, he would find himself out on the side of the road, quite honestly.
House is spanking with his cane and Chase? is bangin
... makes sense.
CSI
Nick thought having Halloween off was a lucky break.
It is! Did you see what they did to Gibbs above on Halloween?
Paranoia and a Portkey sends four of the LV CSIs into the Wizarding World in an investigation. With Harry Potter as the main suspect.
Only if he's being suspected of being a total dreamboat. Then he's totally guilty!
Hope you like it will contain spanking don't like don't read I don't own CSI only a few characters
Buy some punctuation! For the love of God, buy some punctuation!
Does contain spanking and spoilers for season 2. Don't like? Don't read!
Well, the spanking I could stand, but the spoilers make me ANGRY!!!
Also contains role play, spanking, rough sex, discipline, language and much much more... life choices... Sugar and spice...
Throw in Julia Stiles and I'm sold.
Bones
Spanking in later chapters , swearing, violence and mentions of murder.
The last three are canon... the first one's just weird.
Bones' young new assistant has a secret...he is Booth's son.
So you spank him? Why would anyone get a job if it always leads to spanking?
Sweets, Brennen, Booth, Angela, Hodgins, Zack and Camille are witches and wizards by accident
I'm not an expert, but I don't think magic works this way.
Harry and his Aurors are thrown into a battle with a new very powerful dark wizard, but they have little to go aside from the wizard's trail of victims. The Jeffersonian becomes a part of it when they discover the latest victims.
Oh, totally. I mean, it makes total sense for wizards from England in a world that could never exist to show up at a scientific institution in America in a world that's mostly plausible.
A cases reveals a long kept secret from Bone's past and causing conflict between her and Booth.
She has a long-kept secret and he SPANKS her?
non-sexual spanking!
Not that I really want to know, but what is sexual spanking?
iCarly
Sam's weekly meeting with her Principle. Very graphic Sam/Principle Franklin cropping/spanking/sex.
I don't think you have any principles if you write this about Principal Franklin.
hormone-induced spanking.
I don't know if this is better or weirder than the other summaries.
World's a weird place, huh?