But I only watch NASCAR for the articles

[bad_latin]

I get an email from OKCupid, "Your Valentine's Day Matches!" For fun I open it up and scroll down the list. About halfway down is a guy with username "rolltide31112" and my immediate, forceful, and visceral reaction is, "Oh, gross, I could never date an Alabama fan."

I think I am officially a Southerner now.

Someone hold me.
 

Comments

[angrysunbird]

Why does the reluctance to date someone from Alabama make you a southerner? Are they too distantly related to you now?
*ducks, rolls, holds*

[bad_latin]

Their college football team is our big rival.

[angledge]

BUCK FAMA!

(My brother weedweasel graduated from Auburn.)