But I only watch NASCAR for the articles

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I get an email from OKCupid, "Your Valentine's Day Matches!" For fun I open it up and scroll down the list. About halfway down is a guy with username "rolltide31112" and my immediate, forceful, and visceral reaction is, "Oh, gross, I could never date an Alabama fan."

I think I am officially a Southerner now.

Someone hold me.