Killed by a hobo in a hoodie with cutoff sleeves.

The Patriots were up thirty-eight to NOTHING in the FOURTH QUARTER and they still had their starters in. Offense and defense and Tom Brady was still passing for touchdowns ( Read more... )

I get an email from OKCupid, "Your Valentine's Day Matches!" For fun I open it up and scroll down the list. About halfway down is a guy with username "rolltide31112" and my immediate, forceful, and visceral reaction is, "Oh, gross, I could never date an Alabama fan."

I think I am officially a Southerner now.

Someone hold me.
 

So, has anybody else been reading any of Jacob's recaps on Television Without Pity?

Just me, then? Well, I am going to bitch about this anyway, because it is pissing me off. Okay, so, Miss Alli used to do the recaps for The Apprentice. And one of the staples of her recaps were the very long and elegant and opinionated analyses about this or ( Read more... )

Even the buzz from the rum cake at the potluck isn't helping.

EDIT: All better! What alcohol can't cure, Funyuns will.

There has been a distinct shortage of angst, PMS-induced or otherwise, in Bad Lat thus far, and so the gods have decreed that I must correct that imbalance.

( Grr. Arg. )