Comments | bad_latin: But I only watch NASCAR for the articles

bad_latin

But I only watch NASCAR for the articles

Feb 13, 2007 10:49

I get an email from OKCupid, "Your Valentine's Day Matches!" For fun I open it up and scroll down the list. About halfway down is a guy with username "rolltide31112" and my immediate, forceful, and visceral reaction is, "Oh, gross, I could never date an Alabama fan."

I think I am officially a Southerner now.

Someone hold me.

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daland February 13 2007, 16:09:16 UTC

skullx February 13 2007, 16:09:49 UTC

Sorry, not sure I can talk to a southerner... being a yankee and all :)

GO NORTH! ;)

dotdorsner February 13 2007, 16:31:26 UTC

damn yankees..

skullx February 13 2007, 17:10:39 UTC

Down with grits! Up with oatmeal!

anaea February 13 2007, 17:16:07 UTC

What, precisely, is wrong with being Southern? I mean, the sports fixation is unfortunate, but the food's better!

dasphios February 13 2007, 21:37:58 UTC

You've never been north of the line, have you?

anaea February 13 2007, 22:59:30 UTC

I'm living in Chicago. What's it to you?

bad_latin February 14 2007, 13:55:00 UTC

Actually, she has a point. Southern food is goooooood eating. Plus, we have Alton Brown.

thepikey February 13 2007, 17:50:29 UTC

They have a cure for that now.

It's called 'education'.

roolet February 13 2007, 18:41:00 UTC

*holds inspy*