"You never really notice that 'American Pie' is 7 minutes long until your boss makes you sing it."

[baby_sis]

Work's been cool, even though I had to caption half of the Nick Lachey special. It wasn't bad. I kinda feel sorry for the guy, because he had no idea that his father-in-law was such a creepy fuck and his sister-in-law was so untalented. (I'll have to tell Best Friend's coworker's Nick Lachey story later this week.) The crappiest thing I captioned

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[aivilo_18]

Okay, Hilary Swank and Mariska Hargitay are long-time friends? Good lord, MH isn't due until late June & she's huge!

Good lawd, what the fuck is MH wearing? Just because you're pregnant and big as a fucking house, doesn't give you license to make me throw up in my mouth over you're awful taste in maternity wear. I mean, I'm all for pregnant women being comfortable. Lord knows, they deserve it. But...I mean...Come the fuck on! Newsflash, MH: They have stores now that carry really nice clothing for pregnant women! You have money! Put the two together, and leave the Value Village-reject-aisle items for people who have a little more difficulty affording clothes.

are mamafunny2000 and I the only ones surprised that Lance Bass (or, as she calls him, LASS BANCE) is gay?!Maybe. I always figured there was an element of the gay in him. He always struck me as the guy from N'Sync who I would most like to be Super Best Friends with because it looked like he would be an *awesome* shopping companion. Funnily enough, I always got the same vibe from

[baby_sis]

Just because you're pregnant and big as a fucking house, doesn't give you license to make me throw up in my mouth over you're awful taste in maternity wear.

Hee! And OMFG, YES!!! I've stayed away Momliska's baby watch, so I had no idea she was that, um, advanced, and terribly unfashionable. Seriously, the last time I saw a Momliska pic, she was already huge. Now she looks like she's carrying quintuplets under that peasant blouse circus tent. I think that boho moron Rachel Zoe dresser her. OT: what's with young actresses wanting to dress fug lately?

I told mamafunny2000 that Lance always looked "special," but I never pegged him as gay. He seems more like your sweet-natured guy friend, the one who consoles the girls when they get dumped. Kinda like Xander... Oh, dear lord, Lance Bass is gay! As for Howie D, I see him as more asexual or possibly bi. He's got that 'BFF to all the girls' vibe, too...

I think I need to send my gaydar to the shop for repairs ;)

[anonymous]

Wentworth Miller is gay? Heh .. all the good looking boys seem to be that. But I haven't been able to watch prison Break on its return. I'll have to wait till FX runs a marathon. BTW, who the fuck is this Perez Hilton? I see his name poping up all over the place now.

[lostingeekdom]

Doh! I should remember to login.

[baby_sis]

Heh, Wentworth's rumored to be gay. (Why? WHY?!!) I just like the idea of marrying a smart & hot guy who has the same last name. Our babies would be fabulously multi-cultured & great at arching an eyebrow ;)

You have to watch PB from the beginning to follow the plot. Just remember: it's an escape show, not a prison show, so don't go searching for 'ships. Also, some things are far-fetched; accept them & all will be well :)

Trent, a.k.a. Perez Hilton is a SoCal club parasite who writes unfunny captions on his pics. He's mostly reviled on ONTD. Most of his gossip is dead-on, but now that he's become a mini-celeb, it's all about him.

[lostingeekdom]

Wentworth Miller to me is a walking endorsement for mixed marriages, and lots of it. All the pretty gene pool concentrating in one.

Ah ..I'm tired of hearing Perz Hilt's name all over the place. How come his? Whatev .. unless he comes up with proof positive that Jakey is gay, I'm ignoring him.

[supersteph]

I love Nick Lachey. Poor, poor Nick Lachey. He should have married me, I wouldn't have divorced him so soon....
I'd have waited for the phone song.

What is Hilary wearing?? Ouch. It's worse than BigMomma's outfit.

And yes! He's smiling on the outside but feeling sad on the inside. (the soundgarden song).... remember Black Hole Sun...same sort of sad feelings thing. Poor, poor Chris. He should've married me, too. I wouldn't have laughed at him for the whole Temple of the Dog phase either.
Aren't I loving?

[baby_sis]

The guys at work thought I was lame when I said I felt bad for Nick. And then Jim had to caption the last half & confessed, "You know, he's not bad. But he & his wee man brother are wearing eyeliner." Man, guys are almost as petty as women ;)

I think Hilary paired leftover wallpaper with Chad's old tie. And why those two think gold sandals go with those outfits is a mystery to me. Thank god Jon Stewart's there to erase those images.

Ew, now I'm having flashbacks of the creepy smiley faces from the BHS video! And ITA about Chris. Never marry the person who manages your career, because you know that divorce is gonna be nasty. At least Chris knew that when Temple of the Dog needed, so did his long hair phase. I just wish I liked Audioslave more.

[mantaraggio]

"You know, he's not bad. But he & his wee man brother are wearing eyeliner."

Hahahahah! I love Drew! I totally used to watch the Newlyweds every once in awhile, just to watch Nick and Drew bicker like old farts.

Thanks for the music. You wouldn't happen to have that Shakira song that's really popular right now? Y'know, the one where she talks about her hips? And yes, I'm aware that Shakira talks about her hips in every song.

[baby_sis]

Hee! My mom watched Newlyweds for Drew, too. She thinks Nick & Drew are like the Little Rascals' Spanky & whatever his brother's name is.

Hmm, I think I know where to get that Shakira song. Is it "Hips Don't Lie" or something like that? I'll find it & post tomorrow. And OMG yes! Every song is about her hips! At least she's not singing about her boobs or, um, lady lump. (How the hell does one come up with that phrase?!)

[itsjustkristen]

Nick Rhodes was/is SO GAY! I thought that way back in the 80's before I even knew what gay meant. I wish he'd embrace his inner gay man and fling open that closet door - I mean the last I heard, he was still married. wtf?
Lass Bance...yes indeedy he seems very homosexual, doesn't he. In fact, I like him more because of it. Yay for gay! ;)
Gale was nowhere near Dodger Stadium. He was in SW Washington pleasuring me.
Good Lord is right! If I were pregnant, the last person I'd stand next to is Hilary Swank - she'd make even Lindsay Lohan look like a porker! Was Mariska dragging Hilary into a Krispy Kreme?
OMG Wentworth - he is just so freaking beautiful. I say it repeatedly every time I watch PB or see pictures of him. What do you think boxers, by and large means? By and large... And crap! Now I have to watch a Mariah Carey video to see him?! I cannot believe I am even considering it. I think it was fiercediva that finally hit the Mariah nail on the head. She's 20lbs of potatoes in a 10lb sack. I swear that is one of my

[baby_sis]

OMG, I'm gonna be so late for work so I'll write the rest later after thinking of Wentworth in his large boxers and our perfectly eyebrowed multi-cultural babies. But for now... finding out Lass Bance is gay is like finding out Carey Elwes is gay: it just kinda makes sense.

[sravenk]

Carey Elwes is gay? That explains why I found him so unthreateningly sexy in The Princess Bride.

I think that Prison Break guy kinda looks like an alien. His head is just too perfectly round.

[baby_sis]

I'm trying to remember where I read that, because he's (heh, I first typed "she's") supposed to be married. I know, so were Elton John and Calvin Klein...

Aw, don't mock my PGFH's alien dome! He's got a quality about him that I can't pinpoint. He's hot, but not Meloni or Gale Harold or JAckles hot. But something about him makes me feel like procreating. Maybe it's his Ivy League education.

I'm sorry. I'll stop grossing you out now ;)

[softeranswer]

Okay, Hilary Swank and Mariska Hargitay are long-time friends?

duh! ;) Swank and Lowe were totally at Mariska's wedding. thanks, InStyle. they're BFFs, dude. then again, MH seems like she's BFFs with anyone who's ever worked in New York or on ER.

[badtyler]

Ain't that the truth!
I saw those pics someplace earlier today and couldn't manage to eat until like, 4:00 PM. Gah. Just flyin' that fug flag for the world to see.

Maybe Marish stole all of Stabler's orphans, nuns and pandas and THAT'S what's bulging under there?
Her due date is June 21st?

Just, um, No. Friggin'. Way.

[baby_sis]

Seriously, she's gigantomous (I'm trying out another new word). At least she's not wearing heels anymore.

I know women gain a lot of weight when they're pregnant (and by mocking MH, I'll probably gain a lot whenever I have kids), but it looks like she's got a rolled-up sleeping bag in there. Kind of reminds me of the "Been Caught Stealing" video.

If that kid's not the largest baby born in the past 150 years, then I'll be disappointed ;)

[lostingeekdom]

Dude she looks lke she is ready to pop a baby out of each boob and triplets from her stomach. Andugh .. it looks like she's wearing an Indian style Kurta. I used to wear those too ...but not that shapeless.