"You never really notice that 'American Pie' is 7 minutes long until your boss makes you sing it."

[baby_sis]

Work's been cool, even though I had to caption half of the Nick Lachey special. It wasn't bad. I kinda feel sorry for the guy, because he had no idea that his father-in-law was such a creepy fuck and his sister-in-law was so untalented. (I'll have to tell Best Friend's coworker's Nick Lachey story later this week.) The crappiest thing I captioned

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[supersteph]

I love Nick Lachey. Poor, poor Nick Lachey. He should have married me, I wouldn't have divorced him so soon....
I'd have waited for the phone song.

What is Hilary wearing?? Ouch. It's worse than BigMomma's outfit.

And yes! He's smiling on the outside but feeling sad on the inside. (the soundgarden song).... remember Black Hole Sun...same sort of sad feelings thing. Poor, poor Chris. He should've married me, too. I wouldn't have laughed at him for the whole Temple of the Dog phase either.
Aren't I loving?

[baby_sis]

The guys at work thought I was lame when I said I felt bad for Nick. And then Jim had to caption the last half & confessed, "You know, he's not bad. But he & his wee man brother are wearing eyeliner." Man, guys are almost as petty as women ;)

I think Hilary paired leftover wallpaper with Chad's old tie. And why those two think gold sandals go with those outfits is a mystery to me. Thank god Jon Stewart's there to erase those images.

Ew, now I'm having flashbacks of the creepy smiley faces from the BHS video! And ITA about Chris. Never marry the person who manages your career, because you know that divorce is gonna be nasty. At least Chris knew that when Temple of the Dog needed, so did his long hair phase. I just wish I liked Audioslave more.

[mantaraggio]

"You know, he's not bad. But he & his wee man brother are wearing eyeliner."

Hahahahah! I love Drew! I totally used to watch the Newlyweds every once in awhile, just to watch Nick and Drew bicker like old farts.

Thanks for the music. You wouldn't happen to have that Shakira song that's really popular right now? Y'know, the one where she talks about her hips? And yes, I'm aware that Shakira talks about her hips in every song.

[baby_sis]

Hee! My mom watched Newlyweds for Drew, too. She thinks Nick & Drew are like the Little Rascals' Spanky & whatever his brother's name is.

Hmm, I think I know where to get that Shakira song. Is it "Hips Don't Lie" or something like that? I'll find it & post tomorrow. And OMG yes! Every song is about her hips! At least she's not singing about her boobs or, um, lady lump. (How the hell does one come up with that phrase?!)

[mantaraggio]

Hah. Do you know this is like, the fifth time that I've said something and you have told me that your mom does that, too. Sheesh. I'm guessing that your mom is a super cool lady, right?

Also, how could you not know that Lance is gay? He was the gayest boy band member of them all. Here is my favorite picture of him, which stark and I have named Twink in a Flight Suit.

Hee! Yes, "Hips Don't Lie"! Wow, that would be really great.

[baby_sis]

Ha! I hadn't realized that! Well, she watches a lot of MTV, so she's in tune with entertainment C-listers. She can name all the boy bands & their members, but still calls Bono "Bo-no."

OMG, I know. My gaydar needs fixing, considering that I once said 'N Sync's bedazzled jackets & jazz hands made them look ready for Broadway. Lance is all, "Call me!" or "Baby, you just blew my mind!" in that pic. He's very Rocket Twink.

I'll have your hips tomorrow ;) BTW, do you have Rilo Kiley's "More Adventurous"? I can't find my copy.

[mantaraggio]

The album? Or the song? I can zip up the album if you want it, but I just wanted to check before I made the effort.

[baby_sis]

Icons Before & After, activate!

Ooh, can you do the whole album? I'll track some more odes to Shakira's hips ;)

[mantaraggio]

Sorry, I wanted to include bonus tracks (DORK!), so this ended up being a huge file.

[baby_sis]

YAY!!!! I'll have to d/l it at home, then search for Shakira's hips :)