"You never really notice that 'American Pie' is 7 minutes long until your boss makes you sing it."

Apr 24, 2006 11:13

Work's been cool, even though I had to caption half of the Nick Lachey special. It wasn't bad. I kinda feel sorry for the guy, because he had no idea that his father-in-law was such a creepy fuck and his sister-in-law was so untalented. (I'll have to tell Best Friend's coworker's Nick Lachey story later this week.) The crappiest thing I captioned ( Read more... )

free stuff!, vmars, svu = letdown, tv is my mistress, music

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aivilo_18 April 24 2006, 18:51:05 UTC
Okay, Hilary Swank and Mariska Hargitay are long-time friends? Good lord, MH isn't due until late June & she's huge!

Good lawd, what the fuck is MH wearing? Just because you're pregnant and big as a fucking house, doesn't give you license to make me throw up in my mouth over you're awful taste in maternity wear. I mean, I'm all for pregnant women being comfortable. Lord knows, they deserve it. But...I mean...Come the fuck on! Newsflash, MH: They have stores now that carry really nice clothing for pregnant women! You have money! Put the two together, and leave the Value Village-reject-aisle items for people who have a little more difficulty affording clothes.

are mamafunny2000 and I the only ones surprised that Lance Bass (or, as she calls him, LASS BANCE) is gay?!

Maybe. I always figured there was an element of the gay in him. He always struck me as the guy from N'Sync who I would most like to be Super Best Friends with because it looked like he would be an *awesome* shopping companion. Funnily enough, I always got the same vibe from Howie D from BSB as well.

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baby_sis April 24 2006, 19:48:56 UTC
Just because you're pregnant and big as a fucking house, doesn't give you license to make me throw up in my mouth over you're awful taste in maternity wear.

Hee! And OMFG, YES!!! I've stayed away Momliska's baby watch, so I had no idea she was that, um, advanced, and terribly unfashionable. Seriously, the last time I saw a Momliska pic, she was already huge. Now she looks like she's carrying quintuplets under that peasant blouse circus tent. I think that boho moron Rachel Zoe dresser her. OT: what's with young actresses wanting to dress fug lately?

I told mamafunny2000 that Lance always looked "special," but I never pegged him as gay. He seems more like your sweet-natured guy friend, the one who consoles the girls when they get dumped. Kinda like Xander... Oh, dear lord, Lance Bass is gay! As for Howie D, I see him as more asexual or possibly bi. He's got that 'BFF to all the girls' vibe, too...

I think I need to send my gaydar to the shop for repairs ;)

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