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Part CCCXX - in a knowing jester

Jul 23, 2010 00:52

(link)my name is bellossom emerald silabone and i am 16 yeers old, i hav a twin brotder named edward diAMON silabone today he is really hawt but im totaly nawt into insest so dont think like that u sicko. but anyways he iis so hot he has short blonde hair, a really pale face, red eyes, he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf, ( Read more... )

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cheryl_bites July 23 2010, 09:53:23 UTC

*Reads the first one* Hurrah, My Immortal lives!

Second one is even worse. Now I dead from ellipses.

Ginny smiled to herself, thinking of the day when she'd be the one with Draco's head in her lap. She enjoyed imagining the look on Pansy's face then!

¦) Threesome. I like it.

Harry was widely awaken by Dudley sitting on Harry`s Face.
"Dudley, GET OFF OF ME!"
" No"
"Magic!"
Dudley fell to the ground immediately with a loud thud.

This is genius. The Harry/Dudley relationship condensed to five lines. (HOW Harry can talk with Dudley's arse in his face is something we'd probably better not get into.)

Every one jumped when the explosion accrued

>.< They didn't do anything when it started... but they jumped when it got louder. Right.

and looked around to see who would blow up an cauldron in a newt level class to everyone's surprise

Is it all right to blow up a cauldron in a NEWT-level class if nobody's surprised?

I chuckled under my breath and placed my hand quickly on his flat stomach in a knowing jesterUnsolicited fisting. Poor ( ... )

vivian_lake July 23 2010, 20:45:23 UTC

>>>HOW Harry can talk with Dudley's arse in his face

Telepathically.

cheryl_bites July 25 2010, 15:43:01 UTC

But how do you SHOUT telepathically?! :p

vivian_lake July 25 2010, 16:32:16 UTC

You envision the message you want to send as written in capslock, then direct this image to the recipient's mind.

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amanuensis1 July 23 2010, 18:48:56 UTC

I want I want I want to believe SO MUCH that these people are writing parody fic. Let me live in my own blissfully ignorant bubble of belief.

uniswift87 July 23 2010, 22:22:54 UTC

Freakazoid icon! <3 I totally remember that episode.

amanuensis1 July 23 2010, 22:45:56 UTC

Greatest Freakazoid ep and one of the greatest TV episodes of all time, IMHO. :D

januaried July 23 2010, 18:49:08 UTC

First one has GOT to be a troll, holy cow.

Also, breasticles
?!

r05km July 23 2010, 19:46:13 UTC

Isn't that from the Louise Rennison books though? Seem to recall that being bandied about when I was in high school. Not much though, because it's crap.

arethinn July 24 2010, 20:29:22 UTC

Breasticles, spectacles, pocketbook and watch!

vivian_lake July 23 2010, 21:01:20 UTC

>>>"potter!" I yelled, I smirked when I saw the boy, no man cringed when I yelled at him

...and that's why I chose this new tactic - *every* man cringed when I yelled *and* smirked.

>>>And just who was this lover of hers that dominated her heart so much that the irresistible Sirius Black had literally no place in it? This lover was no other then Meatloaf.

She's not shallow, I give her that.

>>>the Clarksons is known to be the longest clan that ever lived

Long clan is looooooooooooong...

What's so "cheap" about Demi Moore, anyway?

lexicomane July 24 2010, 01:09:25 UTC

..you combed your long rich black hair... it came down just past your breasts.. it framed your face prfectly.. and ou had NO bangs..

I have the feeling that the author's parents have forced her to wear bangs for the past fifteen years.