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Part CCCXX - in a knowing jester

Jul 23, 2010 00:52

(link)my name is bellossom emerald silabone and i am 16 yeers old, i hav a twin brotder named edward diAMON silabone today he is really hawt but im totaly nawt into insest so dont think like that u sicko. but anyways he iis so hot he has short blonde hair, a really pale face, red eyes, he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf, ( Read more... )

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brewingtrouble July 24 2010, 06:30:57 UTC

"Tell the Mallfoys that I want a baby girl nursury set up at headquqrters."
Mallfoys? Let me guess, these purebloods love to shop, right?

shyfoxling July 24 2010, 20:26:04 UTC

But of course!

(Managed to miss you at Infinitus!)

cookie_omnom July 24 2010, 14:13:16 UTC

he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf

Oh god, he's not a full person! I don't know why, but this reminded me of Family Guy, and Peter saying, "we like to be called little people" :p

i am a quatar angel, a quatar witch, quatar succubus, and a quatar veila

And now I know why there are no angels; they all offed themselves after finding out they were related to her.

but yet you did not cry tears

Did I cry orange juice instead?

Harry was widely awaken by Dudley sitting on Harry`s Face.
"Dudley, GET OFF OF ME!"
" No"
"Magic!"
Dudley fell to the ground immediately with a loud thud.

Best. Spell. Ever.

He knew he occasionally enjoyed it when the older man tore him down verbally, he knew he sometimes enjoyed the vibration of power that radiated from Snape in waves

I think I might have given this one a go, but the link is down :(

And just who was this lover of hers that dominated her heart so much that the irresistible Sirius Black had literally no place in it? This lover was no other then Meatloaf.Hellz yeah ( ... )

ija_ijewna August 1 2010, 19:44:23 UTC

I wonder how they could be siblings - not even one quarter in common.

akashasheiress July 24 2010, 20:10:04 UTC

''This lover was no other then Meatloaf.''

Well, points for originality.

cheryl_bites July 25 2010, 15:40:51 UTC

I know, at least it wasn't Justin Bieber or something.

r05km July 24 2010, 23:04:21 UTC

//"I'm afraid that Darcy will be in Slytherin her personality describes them." The headmaster said// "Also, she's a Clarkson, so you know what that means."
"No! Surely not? You mean she's related to-"
"Jeremy. Yes."

cheryl_bites July 25 2010, 15:39:42 UTC

OH MY GOD THE FOURTH UNFORGIVABLE.

beardedtroll July 29 2010, 18:58:29 UTC

the Clarksons is known to be the longest clan that ever lived

"Class, I'd like you to meet Jeremy Clarkson, your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

He knew he occasionally enjoyed it when the older man tore him down verbally,

"Class, I'd like you to meet your new new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Gordon Ramsay."