Part CCCXX - in a knowing jester

[babb_chronicles]

(link)my name is bellossom emerald silabone and i am 16 yeers old, i hav a twin brotder named edward diAMON silabone today he is really hawt but im totaly nawt into insest so dont think like that u sicko. but anyways he iis so hot he has short blonde hair, a really pale face, red eyes, he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf,

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[vethica]

"What happent to you now Potter." She said looking at his wondes some of which were very deep and very messy.
"Oh you now just falling down the staris of the astonomy tower"

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!

[momemordrid]

you used flu powder and went to see one of your favorite people... Mrs. Alexandra Dazz.. she wa a wizarding dentist.. she always encouraged you to get your teeth fixed..but you never saw any reason..but now you were slim.. and you had reason...

the reason being... your teeth were so big... they were making it... hard to breathe...

your nose fit your face...

O_O well what ELSE would it do? That's just, I don't even

Harry was widely awaken by Dudley sitting on Harry`s Face.
"Dudley, GET OFF OF ME!"
" No"
"Magic!"
Dudley fell to the ground immediately with a loud thud.

1-Dudley sitting on you would kill you, not wake you up, widely or otherwise
2-Mr Potter needs to hit the textbooks a little harder, methinks

And just who was this lover of hers that dominated her heart so much that the irresistible Sirius Black had literally no place in it? This lover was no other then Meatloaf.

Meatloaf, dominator of hearts!

placed my hand quickly on his flat stomach in a knowing jester
Jesters are bad enough without putting people's hands in

[vvvexation]

Now I'm picturing a jester hand puppet.

"All hail Banjo!"

Just can't resist joining in...

[mira_mirth]

Mrs. Alexandra Dazz.. she wa a wizarding dentist.. she always encouraged you to get your teeth fixed..but you never saw any reason..but now you were slim.. and you had reason...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that overweight people need no dentists.

Something about this girl made him want to pick her up, so he did. She cuddled up to him obviously unknowing of the fact that he just killed her family and cooed. You can imagine what Bellatrix thought when Voldemort suggested that they adopt a toddler but, she went along with it. What choice did she have really?

Voldemort: the wizarding world's most feared social worker?

Snape finally finding a creative outlet for his frustration ftw

[r_a_black]

Oh my god, that first one just kills me. Wat.
*keeps reading*
Also breasticles is now my new favorite word.
*reads*
Okay, this entire fic is crazily hilarious and I'm almost certain it's a troll, but that doesn't matter because wonderfulbread is now my new new favorite word.

This lover was no other then Meatloaf.
How I did not die upon seeing this sentence, I do not know.

[puzzled_anwen]

I am actually disappointed that so far that is the end of the fic. I mean, MEATLOAF! WHAT??

[alchemine]

You can imagine what Bellatrix thought when Voldemort suggested that they adopt a toddler

No, to be honest, I can't imagine that at all!

[ija_ijewna]

I'm afraid that canonical Bellatrix would be delighted. Anything for her Dark Lord.