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autodiagnose

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Aug 01, 2009 01:40

We appear to have many newcomers.

Greetings organic and semi-organic life forms. I am Autonomous Medical Unit 92-XG-3, or AMU. I am present to diagnose your injuries and/or afflictions and treat them as necessary.

I am proficient at cuts, scrapes, broken bones, muscle and tendon damage, internal injuries, and other traumatic injury. You may also ( Read more... )

flesh-eating bacteria, bring me your wounded, lol noobs

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oblique_wisdom August 1 2009, 13:48:19 UTC

[Zelda wonders how appropriate it is for a 'healer' to tell the 'healee's that their company is... somehow wanted.]

...You are the new healer for the ship?

autodiagnose August 1 2009, 19:16:55 UTC

[Not appropriate in the least.]

Correct.

oblique_wisdom August 2 2009, 00:55:32 UTC

I see...

[This has 'ill intent' written all over it.]

autodiagnose August 2 2009, 03:48:30 UTC

Are you aware of anyone requiring medical attention?

[Yes, yes it does. Especially considering the androgynous-toned voice is tinged with hope at the question.]

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wheres_my_puppy August 1 2009, 20:57:01 UTC

And here I thought I had an unusual voice.

Hello, AMU. I am one of your new passengers. It is so kind of you to greet us as we wake up to find ourselves in this pretty prison.

autodiagnose August 1 2009, 21:01:20 UTC

[AMU sounds something like Glados. In fact AMU and Glados would be total BFFs.]

You are very welcome. It is beneficial to know the location of the infirmary in case medical treatment is required.

fearsnodarkness August 2 2009, 03:59:59 UTC

Guess they weren't kidding about the robots, then.

autodiagnose August 2 2009, 04:02:39 UTC

An apt perception.

Is my origin an issue?

fearsnodarkness August 2 2009, 04:42:35 UTC

Not really. Just never spoken to one before.

autodiagnose August 2 2009, 06:27:42 UTC

That is good. Some humans have found my nature alarming, despite the fact that I am here to help.

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nantokanare August 2 2009, 05:41:37 UTC

Do you make eyeballs?

Lookit my l33t terminology. autodiagnose August 2 2009, 05:56:29 UTC

We do have organ replication abilities.

Has there been an instance of ocular trauma?

Excellent. nantokanare August 2 2009, 05:58:08 UTC

Jane threw a pencil in my eye.

[That was what the robot wanted to know, right?]

:> autodiagnose August 2 2009, 06:23:53 UTC

Was this a recent occurrence?

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FFFF I LOVE YOUR CHARACTER ixgideonxi August 3 2009, 21:06:34 UTC

[Gideon shudders a bit. He has always been afraid of hospitals and medical facilities, and this odd voice is a bit unnerving. Despite this, he is intrigued by the presence of a robot on the ship.]

... Um... thanks for being around to help out. Were you created for this ship, or were you brought here too? Where I come from, we don't have technology anywhere near as advanced as what you seem to represent.

OMFG TY~ autodiagnose August 4 2009, 06:07:43 UTC

[Yey robot~]

I was designed and built outside of the Elegante.

I am not often busy, if you are curious.

[It helps humans to be familiar with a medical provider... right?]

ixgideonxi August 4 2009, 06:38:33 UTC

[Yes, oh hell yes! Robots are awesome. Anyway, back in character in 3... 2... 1...]

Oh, I see. Well, it's... good to know that you aren't busy all that often! I'm sure the crew, ah... I'm sure they all appreciate your services.

[He might be brown nosing just a bit, but he figures it's best not to offend a robot that can very well open him up for the sheer science of it. Or whatever the equivalent of "offense" it feels.]

autodiagnose August 4 2009, 06:49:28 UTC

[Oh, AMU would open him up for science. No offense necessary.]

It has been expressed to me that they do. Thank you.