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Aug 01, 2009 01:40

We appear to have many newcomers.

Greetings organic and semi-organic life forms. I am Autonomous Medical Unit 92-XG-3, or AMU. I am present to diagnose your injuries and/or afflictions and treat them as necessary.

I am proficient at cuts, scrapes, broken bones, muscle and tendon damage, internal injuries, and other traumatic injury. You may also ( Read more... )

flesh-eating bacteria, bring me your wounded, lol noobs

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reachforthe August 4 2009, 00:59:07 UTC
...Um. Isn't it kinda bad to wish that people'd get hurt to see you?

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autodiagnose August 4 2009, 03:17:42 UTC
My projected scenario models have no effect on the actual welfare of passengers.

Query: No harm is possible. How is this bad?

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reachforthe August 5 2009, 09:07:18 UTC
[derp] I mean... You're kinda asking someone to get hurt so they'd see you. In a way.

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autodiagnose August 6 2009, 02:56:53 UTC
[Derp is a good description of Sora, LOL.]

False statement. I have asked no passengers to acquire injuries.

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