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[autodiagnose]

We appear to have many newcomers.

Greetings organic and semi-organic life forms. I am Autonomous Medical Unit 92-XG-3, or AMU. I am present to diagnose your injuries and/or afflictions and treat them as necessary.

I am proficient at cuts, scrapes, broken bones, muscle and tendon damage, internal injuries, and other traumatic injury. You may also

Comments

[oblique_wisdom]

[Zelda wonders how appropriate it is for a 'healer' to tell the 'healee's that their company is... somehow wanted.]

...You are the new healer for the ship?

[autodiagnose]

[Not appropriate in the least.]

Correct.

[oblique_wisdom]

I see...

[This has 'ill intent' written all over it.]

[autodiagnose]

Are you aware of anyone requiring medical attention?

[Yes, yes it does. Especially considering the androgynous-toned voice is tinged with hope at the question.]

[oblique_wisdom]

[She hides a cringe. Zelda's never going back to the medical bay now. If she's ever hurt, she'll plead whoever it is just to take her back to her room. Or let her die.]

...Ah... No. No, I am not.

[autodiagnose]

[Oh come on AMU wouldn't do anything unnecessary against her consent!]

Oh well.

[oblique_wisdom]

[Right. Except maybe turn her inside out for its own enjoyment.]

......
Good luck with that.

[autodiagnose]

[No, of course not!

AMU would do it for science. Not its own enjoyment. Duh.]

Why thank you, Princess.

[oblique_wisdom]

[Ugh. You scare her, AMU. A lot. She's just going to be...

.........

Going over here now.]

...
Of course.

[She's not about to ask why he knows she's a princess.]