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[autodiagnose]

We appear to have many newcomers.

Greetings organic and semi-organic life forms. I am Autonomous Medical Unit 92-XG-3, or AMU. I am present to diagnose your injuries and/or afflictions and treat them as necessary.

I am proficient at cuts, scrapes, broken bones, muscle and tendon damage, internal injuries, and other traumatic injury. You may also

Comments

[fearsnodarkness]

Guess they weren't kidding about the robots, then.

[autodiagnose]

An apt perception.

Is my origin an issue?

[fearsnodarkness]

Not really. Just never spoken to one before.

[autodiagnose]

That is good. Some humans have found my nature alarming, despite the fact that I am here to help.

[fearsnodarkness]

Don't see what's so intimidating about a medical machine. Maybe they're too used to people doing the work.

[autodiagnose]

Routine is comforting to most organic life-forms.

[fearsnodarkness]

Sure, but that doesn't mean it can't get old fast.

[autodiagnose]

It is good to see a passenger so well-adjusted.