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[autodiagnose]

We appear to have many newcomers.

Greetings organic and semi-organic life forms. I am Autonomous Medical Unit 92-XG-3, or AMU. I am present to diagnose your injuries and/or afflictions and treat them as necessary.

I am proficient at cuts, scrapes, broken bones, muscle and tendon damage, internal injuries, and other traumatic injury. You may also

Comments

[nantokanare]

Do you make eyeballs?

Lookit my l33t terminology.

[autodiagnose]

We do have organ replication abilities.

Has there been an instance of ocular trauma?

Excellent.

[nantokanare]

Jane threw a pencil in my eye.

[That was what the robot wanted to know, right?]

:>

[autodiagnose]

Was this a recent occurrence?

D:

[nantokanare]

It was about a month ago. It's not infected anymore, but I still want a new one.

8>

[autodiagnose]

Of course.

If you come to the medical center I will take a sample of your genetic structure to utilize in the cloning process.

[nantokanare]

Okay.

[KNOCK KNOCK someone is at the clinic door, I wonder who?]

[autodiagnose]

It is unlocked.

[O HI AKAGI HAVE A ROBOT. AMU is resting on its treads, and swivels its lenses at his injury. He does not seem to be in any immediate trauma, but the robot is still curious.

[nantokanare]

[Akagi is curious right back. So this was the doctor? It didn't look anything like Auntie.

He points to his blind eye.]

See, this one.