Auliya o/` O, in Ytse-land where I was born in / Early on a frosty mornin' / Look away! Look away! Look away! Ytse-land! o/`
Ytse c.c
Auliya squaredance.
[five minutes later]
Ytse's ears perk slowly as the lights in the Pub dim, and a spotlight shines on him from above.  Then, a Civil War reenactment band plays the following, to the tune of Dixie:  o ( Read more... )

Auliya says, "How is Exmouth pronounced? Surely not the way it's spelled. >.>"
Ytse says, "Exmouth."
Bauxtillion says, "YOUR ex's mouth."

Caramel gets a watchfor connect on a name she's never seen before. Wi's. ... check. Yup, namechange.
Matthew watches for Caramel's watchfor
Matthew writes it in Fortran. It is a Fortran Watchfor
Matthew decides to watchfor a character named 'Tran'. It is a Fortran Watchfor Tran.
Matthew goes through three iterations before he gets one he's happy with ( Read more... )

[after some quick tech support]
Auliya says, "Thank you for being more intelligent and helpful than Cortana."
Icewing rumbles, "Turn that bitch off!"
Auliya says, "I don't know how to turn bitches off. :("

Auliya sips coffee and stares into the middle distance.
Distance says, "HEY. My eyes are up here."

Auliya got up this morning and sat on the edge of the bed, holding socks she was supposed to be putting on, and staring out the window at the sunlight filtering through the branches of the mountain laurel just outside. After a few minutes of silence, Auliya said, "Wouldn't it be cool if the leaves pressing against the glass were the eyes of the ( Read more... )

Auliya says, "A division at work today was renamed with great fanfare to PPDM, and to avoid the "pee pee" in it they made the acronym "PDM" - and it stands for Product Planning, Development, and Marketing. Which means they're called "We Plan to Make Some Stuff, We Make Some Stuff, We Tell People We Made Some Stuff ( Read more... )

We're at the grocery store. Saaskje picks this bread... please look...  http://www.daveskillerbread.com/Read more... )

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Andolph says, "also I am reminded. A sea diver discovered there's a certain shark that likes to come up and receive petting every day."
Auliya says, "I like how you say 'a certain shark' like you are protecting its true identity from the media."
[later, after I was done laughing at my own joke]
Andolph says, "what holiday is it again?"
Auliya says ( Read more... )

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