Dave's Bread.
We're at the grocery store. Saaskje picks this bread... please look... http://www.daveskillerbread.com/
I take one look at the logo (go to the link to see it) and smirk, and say, "I don't know if I trust the Ron Jeremy brand."
I wait for her uncontrollable laughter. But she says, "What?"
"Ron Jeremy."
"Who is that?"
I am baffled. She doesn't know who Ron Jeremy is? So I take out my phone and I google Ron Jeremy's picture. If she sees the picture it will click.
"Look, remember this guy?"
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/ron-jeremy-seen-at-lax-on-may-06-2014-in-los-angeles-california-picture-id488528399
"Oh!" she says. "This is the guy who makes the bread?"
"What? NO. This is Ron Jeremy!"
"Does he play guitar?" (WHAT? Oh, the guy on Dave's Bread logo is playing a guitar. Ok.)
"No, Ron Jeremy is..." And I notice there's a father and his child standing right next to us. We are in the bread aisle, after all. "He's... I'll tell you later."
"WHAT? No, tell me now. He makes bread? He's a rock star?"
"NO!" And I walk her away from the bread and toward the dairy section while looking up Ron Jeremy's wikipedia entry. "Look!" I say, handing her my phone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy
She reads the entry. Her eyes widen hugely. "Oh my GOD."
I start laughing because now she understands my joke. "See!?"
She says, "THIS GUY ALSO MAKES BREAD!?"