1. I'm thinking about getting a fat suit so that when I walk to the CVS located 3 blocks from my workplace, I don't have to listen to comments like, "Who's the lucky guy? Mmm, I'd like just a piece of that ass." Seriously ( Read more... )

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I've been feeling sort of lightheaded for the past day and a half and don't really feel like writing much but here's an older article from TheWashCycle about how cars break as many traffic laws as bicyclists and that many traffic signals were created because there are too many cars. (I know that was a run-on sentence, don't judge.) Anyway, it made ( Read more... )

Jesus, this is cute. If we had learned things like this is music teacher school, I'd probably still be teaching today.

Things worth listening for: Solid 2-part harmony. The boy soloist, very clever. Also, I really like watching the kids move their hands around whilst singing. It kind of made me want to squeeze my eyes shut, put my hand over my ( Read more... )

3 Things I am grateful for today:
- Paint on my arm, left over from work. Try not to be jealous, ok? It makes me look arty.
- My new haircut.
- The root beer float I'm going to go make and then slurp in bed. 
BONUS: Bike riding and the garden. Both are fun, outside and make me feel good.

For the standardized test-minded

Carrots : Our little half plot :: Plantar's warts : The bottom of my foot
Spinach : Life :: Jesus :: My heart
Peas : The sky :: Black : White
Rocks : Soil :: Reese's peanut butter cups : My stomach

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Oh, just another day at the office:

Me: Alright, everyone grab your canes and move into the other room for the birthday pinata.
St. B: What? Where you want me to go? I'm not goin' in there. I don't feel like it.
Me: You only have to walk like 10ft, we're just going into the other room. We're going to smash open a pinata. There's a lot of candy ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I play the accordion, especially if I'm wearing a slightly frumpy cardigan, my left breast gets caught and smashed a little bit in the bellows. I wisely googled "boobs get stuck in bellows" and the first hit I got was some that said, "You don't want to get stuck with well-behaved Muslim breasts."

True, something always to keep in ( Read more... )

It's Ok to self-medicate with beer at 11am, right?