May 04, 2009 19:12
Sometimes when I play the accordion, especially if I'm wearing a slightly frumpy cardigan, my left breast gets caught and smashed a little bit in the bellows. I wisely googled "boobs get stuck in bellows" and the first hit I got was some that said, "You don't want to get stuck with well-behaved Muslim breasts."
True, something always to keep in mind.
But as it turns out, I should be holding my accordion to the left with the keyboard resting against my left breast, but since I have an itty bitty 12 bass accordion, that's not really an option.