Comments | ask_aboutcoffee: WHY ARE THE COFFEE SHOP WOMEN ALWAYS THE CRAZY ONES?

ask_aboutcoffee

WHY ARE THE COFFEE SHOP WOMEN ALWAYS THE CRAZY ONES?

May 21, 2009 12:44

WHAT THE HELL

I MET THIS WOMAN AT THE CAFE (THE GOOD ONE NOT THE CRAP ONE) (THE CAFE NOT THE WOMAN)

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why do i have a sex-with-myself tag, ways i could die

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pure_morning_8 May 21 2009, 17:47:26 UTC

I WOULD.

ask_captainjack May 21 2009, 17:55:03 UTC

Everyone please stop chasing her!

She's getting all sweaty and-- OH! She's so sweaty!

pure_morning_8 May 21 2009, 18:11:20 UTC

I'm definitely appreciating this mental image.

ask_captainjack May 21 2009, 18:20:51 UTC

Does the Boy Jones like to stab people in the face?

CUZ GIRL JONES IS AMAZING AT STABBING PEOPLE IN THE FACE!

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amethisttomoe May 21 2009, 17:49:32 UTC

You've got to sex that up. STAT! Try distracting her with a LV purse or something.

amethisttomoe May 21 2009, 17:53:00 UTC

Also big sword = <3 <3 <3.

ask_aboutcoffee May 21 2009, 19:14:31 UTC

AS IF.

Prada, kiddo.

51stcenturyfox May 21 2009, 21:14:45 UTC

Oh my God, she's like boy!Ianto.

*sits back, watches this spectacle while eating cookie*

ask_captainjack May 21 2009, 17:54:01 UTC

I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'D LOOK AMAZING IN A GREEN DRESS! How many times have I said that?!

Don't let her conquer Cardiff! If anyone is going to conquer my town it's going to be ME, BOY ME. A BOY with a penis!

It's okay to kill things from Alternate Realities, it's not like it's our Reality.

ask_captainjack May 21 2009, 17:55:45 UTC

Why do you hate women so much? YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR SUPERNATURAL!

That's right. I zinged you. I zinged you hard, buddy!

ask_captainjack May 21 2009, 18:23:07 UTC

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU SAID.

I like your hair.

oh_doask May 21 2009, 18:25:12 UTC

I like your coat, guy Jacki

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gwen_e_cooper May 21 2009, 17:57:07 UTC

Hey, what about my penis?

Why can't I conquer Cardiff?

gwen_e_cooper May 21 2009, 18:06:27 UTC

Keep your penis sheathed.

I don't need Cooper DNA all over Cardiff. You don't even know who my cousins are.

That could end badly.

pure_morning_8 May 21 2009, 18:13:09 UTC

WTF! THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

Sort it out, Female Gwen!

gwen_e_cooper May 21 2009, 18:16:06 UTC

I KNOW. WTH!

I'm trying to keep him corralled.

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bone_lady May 21 2009, 17:58:46 UTC

Uh-oh, a misdeduction indeed. We must find the crack in the rift that is causing it or its source. Pray don't look at me like that...

bone_lady May 21 2009, 18:00:09 UTC

Holmes one really begins to wonder if I am your female reality...wait no, I'm not. I know that for a fact. Either way we're in deep shit here buddy. Deep shit.

askfor_bananas May 21 2009, 18:44:47 UTC

Please. This happens with alarming frequency in my universe. I know how to handle it. (A male Holmes? Wicked.)

bone_lady May 21 2009, 19:14:00 UTC

Thank you...Madame Theta! It has been some time has it not?

Yours, *arches eyebrow H.