WHY ARE THE COFFEE SHOP WOMEN ALWAYS THE CRAZY ONES?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

WHAT THE HELL

I MET THIS WOMAN AT THE CAFE (THE GOOD ONE NOT THE CRAP ONE) (THE CAFE NOT THE WOMAN)

Comments

[ask_captainjack]

I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'D LOOK AMAZING IN A GREEN DRESS! How many times have I said that?!

Don't let her conquer Cardiff! If anyone is going to conquer my town it's going to be ME, BOY ME. A BOY with a penis!

It's okay to kill things from Alternate Realities, it's not like it's our Reality.

[ask_captainjack]

Why do you hate women so much? YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR SUPERNATURAL!

That's right. I zinged you. I zinged you hard, buddy!

[ask_captainjack]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU SAID.

I like your hair.

[oh_doask]

I like your coat, guy Jacki

[gwen_e_cooper]

Well, one thing is true in more than one universe.

They all love the damned coat.

[ask_captainjack]

THANKS! It smells good too.

Do I have a signature military dress or WWII panties or something in your reality?

[oh_doask]

Bling

[ask_captainjack]

I can't believe how much you look like your mom!

It's startling!

[oh_doask]

Girl you loved my mom, always sat under our kitchen table

[ask_captainjack]

In our reality you were too poor for a kitchen ta--OH you mean the tarp. Yeah!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well if I had known you could run THAT FAST in a green dress and heels --

Oh lord there she goes. GIRL IANTO DOWN.

BRB, jumping into bay.

[ask_captainjack]

ALL THE IANTOS ARE WET!

YES!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I am going to catch something terrible. BOTH OF ME!

[ask_captainjack]

Our Jones is a worrier too. Always convinced she's pregnant!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

plz hlp pinned 2 wall by jna & shes biting

oh.

nvrmind.

[ask_captainjack]

MY JONES has a smug face too. Like a pout. She's oh

SHE'S USING IT NOW