WHY ARE THE COFFEE SHOP WOMEN ALWAYS THE CRAZY ONES?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

WHAT THE HELL

I MET THIS WOMAN AT THE CAFE (THE GOOD ONE NOT THE CRAP ONE) (THE CAFE NOT THE WOMAN)

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[pure_morning_8]

I WOULD.

[ask_captainjack]

Everyone please stop chasing her!

She's getting all sweaty and-- OH! She's so sweaty!

[pure_morning_8]

I'm definitely appreciating this mental image.

[ask_captainjack]

Does the Boy Jones like to stab people in the face?

CUZ GIRL JONES IS AMAZING AT STABBING PEOPLE IN THE FACE!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I STUN.

JESUS SHE'S FAST.

[ask_captainjack]

She is!

Once she hid her deadly Robot Boyfriend in the basement of our Hub. Had to shoot him in the face.

When we dragged Jones up to the surface (and while I was screaming at her) she up and RAN AWAY ACROSS THE PLASS!

I have never seen somebody run so fast in heels and a miniskirt before!

[thaddeusfavour]

But you'd like to see it again, wouldn't you?

[ask_captainjack]

SURE WOULD THAD!

[thaddeusfavour]

Hmm. I'm guessing that Other Ianto wouldn't go for a reenactment of that event. You'll need to be clever and come up with other reasons for her to run.

"Quick! I need a croissanwich now or I'll die!"

Or not. Guess you'll have to give it some more thought.

[ask_captainjack]

How do you know that I need croissanwiches or I might die?

BOY JACK is a lot like GIRL JACKI huh!

[thaddeusfavour]

I'm thinking that's a "yeah!" Or maybe a "Hell, Yeah!"

You're both gorgeous. Natch.