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ask_aboutcoffee

Mysterious Sheep Poo Disappearance

Apr 16, 2009 12:20

We've been robbed!

Sometime last night a very clever criminal disabled the CCTV on the Secret Loading Dock, loaded up all the remaining talents of sheep poo, and made off with them. He or she left us a ream of sheep poo paper, as if to mock us ( Read more... )

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ruth76 April 16 2009, 17:25:03 UTC

Methinks you might have had something to do with it's disappearance!

ask_aboutcoffee April 16 2009, 17:25:35 UTC

Me? I was asleep at the time. Absolutely and definitely asleep.

ruth76 April 16 2009, 17:27:27 UTC

Any witnesses who can corroborate that? Details please!

ask_aboutcoffee April 16 2009, 17:28:27 UTC

Well, Jack's certainly aware that something was wrapped up in a lot of blankets in the bed. Who are you anyway -- PC ruth76? Torchwood is beyond the police!

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ask_captainjack April 16 2009, 17:32:57 UTC

MY POO, IANTO!

ask_aboutcoffee April 16 2009, 17:34:55 UTC

I know, Jack. It's devastating.

They did leave poo paper, though. It has the little logo on and everything.

ask_captainjack April 16 2009, 17:35:31 UTC

GOD what kind of criminal would do this? Taking away my DIY fun but gifting me with paper which feels great against my skin.

It's like they're trying to help me in some kind of feeble, misguided way. How many obsessed ex-lovers do I have out there? Four? Three hundred? SERIOUSLY!

ask_aboutcoffee April 16 2009, 17:37:02 UTC

I was hoping you mostly outlived your ex-lovers, instead of them becoming obsessed stalkers.

...should I start wearing kevlar?

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dvanulya April 16 2009, 17:41:34 UTC

I'm sorry for your loss.

And I now know far more than I wanted to about paper and sheep poo.

ask_aboutcoffee April 16 2009, 17:44:27 UTC

There is always more to know about paper and sheep poo. Like the liquid fertiliser. And the specially-designed pots.

1_mad_squirrel April 16 2009, 17:52:13 UTC

The Hub was full of sheep poo?! How did I miss this?

ask_aboutcoffee April 16 2009, 17:53:56 UTC

Just the loading dock. Fortunately, I am For Great Research:

http://ask-aboutcoffee.livejournal.com/13134.html?thread=1186638#t1186638

woman_of_ April 16 2009, 17:58:41 UTC

Um any suspicious customers lurking about, maybe aliens who eat sheep poo? Or even a husband complaining about his wife's odour after work?

ask_aboutcoffee April 16 2009, 19:38:11 UTC

We will probably never know. One of those mysteries of the universe, I expect.