Mysterious Sheep Poo Disappearance

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We've been robbed!

Sometime last night a very clever criminal disabled the CCTV on the Secret Loading Dock, loaded up all the remaining talents of sheep poo, and made off with them. He or she left us a ream of sheep poo paper, as if to mock us

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Cow Piss Soda

[thaddeusfavour]

Let's keep this in perspective. You could have barrels of cow urine to make into soda instead.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece

Re: Cow Piss Soda

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The Welsh won't be far behind with the sheep piss, I'm sure.

I may need to have another shower now.

[oh_doask]

I collected that shit!

WTF

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Still trying to figure that one out, myself...

[rednwhiterose]

Oh dear!! Whatever are you going to line John's litter box with?

:0)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He's mostly hubtrained. He's just leaking a bit of blood at the moment.

[rednwhiterose]

That's good...the hubtrained bit..not the leaking blood bit.

Although I suppose now you have to train him to *not* leak blood.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Martha's on it!

Probably. In some sense.

[darththalia]

What a shame--now you're not going to have the thrilling experience of making paper from sheep poo. I'm very sorry for your loss. :-(

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, we all have our little crosses to bear. I'll just bleach the dock tonight and mop it tomorrow, and then not even the odor will remind me anymore...

[teaboyfan]

A very clever criminal indeed. I always thought that the world is fortunate he didn't turn his talents to criminal activity (except for that one little incident), or Moriarty would be left in the shade.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He must have been. He hasn't left a trace behind. If I didn't know better I'd say it was an inside job.

But that's ridiculous, of course.

[oh_doask]

Obviously I'm the only who could pull it off.

And I wouldn't steal my own poo, now would I?

[teaboyfan]

Love, if anyone in the world would, it would be you.