I still can't eat solid foods, and I have me a POWERFUL urge for some bacon.

Graaaah!

Life is meaningless and full of pain.

Brasil needs to score again so I can go back to bed.

Trying to explain to a Brit why Beckham is NOT the greatest footballer in the world, is like trying to explain to a stubborn four-year-old that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

So, some of you may know that I was of very mixed feelings about the Engineer Trilogy, which I read a few months back ( Read more... )

After watching Briar Rose (omg Alan Tudyk is so sexy in this role!) I've developed a crazy (or maybe not-so-crazy) theory ( Read more... )

Any of you Westerosi have Parris' email address ( Read more... )

It's one of those days:
There was bone in my hot dog;
Gulls shat on my head.

Who the fuck borrowed my copy of Watchmen and never returned it ( Read more... )

I hate my allergies.

I'd like to beat them with a stick.