I’m going to be posting a story here every Monday. Out of all the days of the week, Monday kind of has a bad rap, so I this will be my little contribution towards reclaiming Monday. Valorising it, even. Also, I usually stay in on Sunday nights to phone my parents, so I should have lots of time. P.S. I like constructive criticism.

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Sorry, once again with the pathetic titles. This one is from the file cabinet, guys, seven years old! I seem to remember that friends told me they liked the realistic interaction between the siblings, but found the bits with the piano implausible and not particularly scary. But what do they know, huh? It's totally normal to be afraid of grand ( Read more... )

So, it was really only a matter of time before I wrote something about the Decameron, that hilarious collection of stories about pirates, adultery, practical jokes, and basically everyday life from fourteenth century Italy-although I didn't expect it to crop up in the Pet Agency series. This story probably won't make much sense if read out of ( Read more... )

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What? I'm bad at titles, okay? Again, this is in the Pet Agency series, and comes directly after Dark Mirror. Happy Monday, and enjoy!

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This is a sequel to Chilli, which should be read first. There are some very important disclaimers at the bottom. This story is dedicated to my roommate, who requested it.

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This week's story is dedicated to my brother and my future sister-in-law, who own the real Chilli. Yeah guys, I'm sure she's just a normal Chinchilla. This series will be continued next week.
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The Drosophila series is over (or at least on hiatus), but my amazing co-worker pointed me towards the following article that provides insight into the fruit-fly psyche:

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/science-sushi/2012/03/15/flies-drink-upon-rejection/

So apparently the substance-abuse that was portrayed in Drosophila 4: The Face of God was ( Read more... )